Short Posh Poems

animalistic
	insemination instinct ~
		posh procreation

(September Full Moon – Cree)...

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I care not for rules…
Write as I wish…to critics
I say “posh and tish”

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Luciano Pavarotti
sang for the posh and snotty
how his songs proved mighty popular
that old fat tum of the Opera...

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so one day a posh rat

found himself a tall hat

then out for a walk

got spied by a hawk

the friend of a posh cat.
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We know all roads lead to Rome
So you drive a posh Motor Home
For goodness sake
Elate your mate
And lose that damn garden gnome!...

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plump posh pillows
floating november
marshmallow clouds

i lie in the grass
watching them float in the sky
wishing i was a cloud...

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posh pink pachyderms
perceptively perusing
paleology


James Horn's Elegant Elephants made me think of this...

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Mr Randolph Pomfrey Brown
Was the mayor of his town
He thought he was posh
Until a man with a cosh
Knocked off Mayor Pomrey Brown's crown...

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there was a dog who craved fish

if served upon a posh dish

dining out it sat

by a cultured cat

whose manners were oh snobbish.
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BARE FEET ARE BLUSHING IN DANCE

pretty in pink, posh and polished
quick snapshots between romance
impeccable timing, flower buds

11/12/2018...

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Oh my gosh!
Utter bosh...
Waves swash,
Watery slosh,
Simply awash,
Auto wash...
Oughta quash?
Lost me galosh!
That's not posh.
Put the kibosh-
Don't josh!...

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A posh lady from posh avenue Tarook,
   Broke a nail when reading a book,
       A cataclysmic event
  Causing her such torment,
Her emotions were quite overtook....

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His name was Mr Hamish MacTavish.
He was a Scot, and his taste was lavish.
Mr MacTavish wrote a posh cookery book
So all Cordon Bleu Chefs could try to cook,
A haggis!...

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Audrey Hepburn
the darling of the sixties
in Paris making it posh and pretty
enticing her viewers to want to see the Eiffel Tower
Making the French appealing to viewers...

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I have a friend named Archibald Green--
Strangest pig farmer I've ever seen.
Now, this weird friend of mine
Always transports his swine
In the back of his stretch limousine....

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Posh giraffes like to take a lengthy sip
Outstanding manners we will not let slip
We like afternoon tea
From a cup - hear our plea
Give us a trough if you want a good tip

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The Canine Palace in downtown Fort Meyers
is where every chic, rich dog retires
The most posh place around
for worn pug or old hound
Ten grand a week is all it requires

6/8/22...

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A refined gent who serves lunch in Decatur
Is the posh bistro’s most genteel waiter
He serves fine escargot
and tres-bon merlot
Then mosies home to his deep-fried potater

2/3/22...

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Oh you
Maker of this golden street
You must know
It does not matter
Whether one follows
Or Leads
But them all Shit
On your good deeds 
Whenever, they are on
Your golden street....

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Nauseous Natasha’s cautious sister Sasha’s posh boss
Josh McIntosh from Osh Kosh
Sloshed through the marshes sporting galoshes
Looking for his lost hoss Ross
By gosh...

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There is an old scribbler from Southwark*
Who’s poetry undoubtedly sucks.
	She couldn’t pronounce ‘poem’,
	‘Cause she rhymed it with ‘home’.
Ain’t posh enough, innit, so she’s stuck!



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Greenland will be our posh winterland plaza
Blueprints unfold for a Riviera Gaza
Just hot air baloneyism
Or old-fashioned colonialism?
Panamanians shout leave! Viva la Raza!...

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Lady Alice Hamilton from Nambucca,
Was a large lady that enjoyed her tucker,
            At any posh soiree
     She'd seat herself by the buffet,
Eating so much she would sometimes splutter....

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Clown curlers on a cow? Does it look posh? Chic?
I must admit, it is different, unusual and unique.
The cow is humiliated, he got tired of standing still.
Luckily, he got a treat, a sour pickle, dill....

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indoors


since people outside wear masks
and I can´t see if they laugh or cry.
Since bars are shut.
Since I´m reduced to look at ladies handbags
in the posh shops nearby
there no point going out....

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