Short Poopers Poems

Let's
not
go there-
politics
and/or religion....

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Party

Pride has invited
All his buddies and colleagues
No party poopers...

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Merry Christmas Soupers
Don't be poet poopers
as you Don your Merry mask
sip lightly from the cask
remember to Uber in a stupor...

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Pompous city dwellers,
pretentious rock doves now
parade around like a 
popinjay or fancy
peacock, and yet, they're not
persnickety poopers,
pooping on everything.
...

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Chef Whipple aimed to be among super-dupers.
He was invited to fix soup for round-ball hoopers.
He put in prunes by the box
then added another for lots.
Soon all the players turned into party-poopers....

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Relations are strained between nations as usual
Why can't we play nice like good little poopers
Stead of rattling our rattles
Preparing for battle
An age-old scenario where we all act juvenile...

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Storm trooper in name, in action party poopers,
pizzas like poops, the perfect pooper-scoopers.  
Enjoying stuffs stale and stiff,
who cares watchdogs' snap and sniff?
Blockbuster busted, bucking up all its bloopers....

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Here's something every new parent soon learns
A 4 year old asks 400 questions a day, their minds do yearn
Craving to discover life's secrets
No holding back their keenness
Alright li'l poopers, got too much time to burn...

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Here's something every new parent soon learns
A 4 year old asks 400 questions a day, their minds yearn
Craving to discover life's secrets
No holding back their keenness
Alright li'l poopers, youse got too much time to burn...

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