Short Pooches Poems
Short Pooches Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pooches by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pooches by length and keyword.
It's a Dog's Life
at doggy day-care
pet pooches get so pampered …
time for walkies boys!
11-20-17...
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Categories:
pooches, care, dog, fun,
Form:
Senryu
Pooetry and Pooches
With a title like that I’d bet,
I got your attention and yet,
if, unlike you,
I sniff some poo
please haul me off to the vet...
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Categories:
pooches, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Another Avenue
Lonely lovers lay
Prone pondering the pages
Of others offerings
While wealthy women
Cashing company cheques
Purchase those priceless pooches
All the while, angry adolesents
Sewing sad smiles
Filling furrowed frowns
Beauty borrowed, now broken
On swiftly shifting sands...
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Categories:
pooches, angst, introspection, social,
Form:
Alliteration
The Big Bang
Whales and snails
Bees and fleas
Apples and eagles
All from the Big Bang
Planets shine and align
Bananas and cheetahs
Seashore and dinosaurs
All from the Big Bang
Peaches and cheeses
Asparagus and cactus
Human eye and butterflies
All from the Big Bang
Newborns and acorns
Pandas and pooches
Goose and spruce
All from the Big Bang
Really?...
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Categories:
pooches, creation, nature, planet, science,
Form:
Rhyme
Fido
Fido was a bull dog
Who had a reputation
For being mean and macho
And met with expectation.
He had a spiky collar
He always wore with pride,
And every time he passed a cat
It ran away to hide.
Known by local canines
As neighbourhood top dog,
While other pooches fetched their sticks
Fido fetched a log.
Then one fateful morning
They took him to the vet.
Now Fido has a softer bark
And is quite a placid pet....
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Categories:
pooches, children, funny
Form:
Rhyme
The King's Lover
The hounds hungered but the queen wanted to bed
So she told the kind “the dogs need be fed!”
Rather than attending to this business
The king was caught with a mistress!
So the queen yelled “OFF WITH HIS HEAD!”
The jester soon entered (who had witnessed the smooches)
and said "such strange hairy lady! How she shuffles and scooches!
If I were to critique
with that grotesque physique
The king must have mistook her for one of the pooches!”...
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Categories:
pooches, animal, dog, funny, funny love, kiss, romance,
Form:
Limerick
Distinctions
On the surface the town appears
Like any town, perhaps your own;
It has its share of low-cost homes
Segregated from the splendid
Houses by an invisible
Well defined demarcation line.
The inferior homeowners
Dine out when they can afford to
At fast food places like Wendy’s;
Whereas the well-to-do- frequent
Eateries with French sounding names;
You can distinguish these people
From the rest of us by their dogs:
They’re the prissy pooches with bows....
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Categories:
pooches, social
Form:
Prose Poetry