Short Perks Poems

Vouch uncloak tomes.
Tooth topcoat retro.
Parry purport perks sourf....

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Steaming coffee perks
Sleep slides easily away
Morning dawns splendor


©2014 by Regina Riddle...

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The wife works with a bunch of jerks
But claims the job has lots of perks
To hear them all
Give her a call
And hear her answer, "Joe's Tool Works!"...

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Winter thaw bathes her well


white snow pockets melt

mountains of water stream down

earth's bosom perks up




connie pachecho

12/5/17...

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Playing ball, he got great perks
But still, he's a selfish ass jerk
He constantly rants and rave
Wanting others to be his slave
So, stop being so diverse...

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There once was a man from Albuquerque
who said he never saw a live turkey,
so he traveled to the East
to a place which housed the beast...
now, he loves turkey breast that's quite perky!...

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When one becomes a billionaire
There's only so much they can spend or share
With all the perks
The grim reaper lurks
So what's all the fuss, enjoy the scenery and fresh air...

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A much-neglected condiment is mayonnaise
    for its smooth, creamy flavor, I give it 'all A's'

  It perks up a sandwich more than ketchup and mustard
    and even on desserts, it can outduel custard...

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did not miss a day of work in eight years
diligently does his job quite well
grateful for any break or perks
seeks extra way to help boss
helps whoever needs him
assists everyone
conscientious
respectful
worker
Jim...

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My teeth they are bright and the dentist glum.
No wonder he perks up at brother’s thumb.
Oh my it is wet.
Poor brother, the threat —
Quit sucking or dentist will brace your gums!

1/9/2019
Limerick Ii Contest/Joseph May...

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My alarm goes off loudly
my aching head had to much sleep
my coffee machine perks  
my cappuccino must be sweet
my body demands a shower
my clock warns me of being late
my car keys are somewhere else
my stress is equal to madness...

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Happiness needed
As I’ve been so hard depressed
I need that great joy
Gift that perks me up so much
The light that needs to be true

Entrant into Susan Burch's "Any ONE New or Older than 2 years old TANKA" contest

3/19/2012...

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Quatrain #523:
SLOT


Spread squishy sounds in noisy perks,
Loud violence rounds crude tensile jerks;
Opt brutal grounds with vulgar reach,
Trouble soon pounds such absurd works.

~~~~~~~~~




Leon Enriquez
10 November 2016
Singapore...

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A muscular aerial acrobat
Young Mandy avoided nets, just like that
  
    Going netless has its perks
     Only if your balance works

You could say hubris made Mandy go splat



*for Natalie’s “Die a Fun Death” contest
11/20/2011 (Hubris is excessive pride or arrogance)...

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I slaved hard all my life at work
for a boss who was but a jerk
Now just retired and free
My wife says, work for me
Without wages or any perks.


02/24/22
~Contest: Bawdy or Humorous Limerick
~Sponsor: Tania Kitchin
~syllable checked: howmanysyllables.com)...

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Trump most notorious, dirty Donald 
                  Enjoyed many young ladies he fondled
                              - President he became
                        Perks were just not the same
                From debaucherous acts he absconded




30th August 2020...

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Percy Paul's prize in perks, cherry picks.
Pay raise is a ploughmen's prayer,
perfecting penchants, he predicts,
polling people from Pingdu to Pierre.
P. Paul's plan's plain - probabilistics.  

December 24, 2020

contest: Tongue Twister Challenge
sponsor: Joe Sandler...

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I desire privileges
Of loves greatest perks
Nothing can compare
To the feelings it creates

Fill my heart full
Let me feel everything
All the souls desires
In one joyful plunder

Everything hinges
On loves every bow
May one day I feel it
Absorb its very power

Rusty...

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It's Friday y'all for some the last day of work
time to collect your pay and enjoy the perks
yep kick back relax and call up a friend
so you can figure out whats your plans for the weekend
sorry for some the work has just begun
but if that is not you -- then make your life fun...

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There was a man from Halifax
Refused to do his income tax
    They tossed him out
    Without a doubt
So sad his fun perks got the axe



Submitted on April 19, 2021 for contest ALL YOURS (APR 20) sponsored by BRIAN STRAND  -  RANKED 1ST

Originally posted on September 7, 2019...

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as the coffee perks
muffins on a plate
butter on the table
breakfast will have to wait

your arms around my waist
a hug to start my day
kisses on my neck
pushing my hair away

another beautiful morning
your love starts it right
a dance that we perfected
to hold us till the night...

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Violin music wafts in, so clear and pretty.
A dreamy cloudlike feeling.
Indescribable.

A lively flute perks things up.
She feels like dancing. 
Angelic.

Where is the saxophone?
I hear it instantly.
Jazz!

The drums? The cymbals?
I am smiling now.
Bam. 

Alarm clock goes off....

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Twenty-one has its perks
Low-cut blouses and short mini skirts
Heels so high, no one can deny
You doin it!
Don't rush through as so many do
Take your time, there is only one U
Let blessing and favor be your choice of wear
They'll keep your settled and humble
They won't mess up your hair...

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After finding fillings silver plated,
And many things had anticipated;
While we waited,
Getting educated,
Were excited then  highly elated.

Great to read  your great works;
Were pleased by all of the perks;
Poems did grow,
In each long row;
Are tired of Trump and his jerks.

Jim Horn...

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WHERE DO THEY ALL GO?

Where do all the missing socks go?,
I really would like to know,
Do they fall into some huge black abyss,
Can someone please answer me this,
Do they get sucked up into the works,
Do the repair men get them as perks,
I would really love to know,
Just where do all our missing socks go,...

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