Short Pantsuit Poems

King of the runway in my Christian Dior pantsuit
Accessories as well right down to the boots
Not a well-known fact
These designs fill my racks
A poet of sophistication in this limerick loupe...

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Satin makes people look corpulent and shiny.
Silk is my material of choice.
Except it has to be dry-cleaned.
And it is never the same after a grease spot.
Hand me that polyester pantsuit please.
And a bib....

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King of the runway in my Christian Dior pantsuit
Accessories as well right down to the boots
Not a well known fact
These designs fill my racks
A poet of sophistication in this limerick loupe...

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I'm the king of the ball in my Christian Dior pantsuit
With accessories by Donald and Goofy in cahoots
Not a well known fact
Their designs fill the racks
Of poets and poetesses here on the Soup...

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Great and So Robust Horn Limerick

She was really great and so robust;
Forever after her I want to lust;
Dream of mine who is really cute;
Looks great in skirt or a pantsuit;
But me with our money does not trust.

Right dear!!!

Jim Horn...

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This is a Rondine in pentameter

Never say never my darling Betty.
I think past sweet words have been a good  start
and know they’re ingress to a woman’s heart
Would you like to rest on this soft settee,
there is no danger its firm and steady.
Gospel truth, in pantsuit you look so smart.
Never say never.
I saw you, dear, at Tavern Gramercy.
In Effie Silk Dress you were piece of art,
I could have torn your lucky date apart.
The Maitre d' had your table ready
Never say never....

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