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Short Over A Barrel Poems

Short Over A Barrel Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Over A Barrel by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Over A Barrel by length and keyword.


Oktobre Fest
When he had her over a barrel
She complained that it was not feral
But once on a keg
She commenced to beg
Too wild would result in his peril!...

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Categories: over a barrel, october,
Form: Limerick



Cohen Sang Song
Cohen Sang Song

Cohen sang song which was a carol;
Now they have Trump over a barrel;
He started new cult,
Called sexual assault;
Not only that presidency is imperil.

Jim Ho Ho Horn

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Categories: over a barrel, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
In Peril Sing Christmas Carol
In Peril Sing Christmas Carol

Here is what to when you are in peril;
Sing to yourself a nice Christmas Carol;
You will be relieved,
Then Jesus received,
And now no longer will be over a barrel.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: over a barrel, adventure, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Greenhouse Gas
Our blue marble is imperiled
Due to excessive CO2
Like being over a barrel.
Our blue marble is imperiled.
Greenhouse gas, it's our funeral
the solutions long overdue.
Our blue marble is imperiled
Due to excessive CO2....

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Categories: over a barrel, educationblue, blue,
Form: Triolet
Forgot To Sing Christmas Carol
Forgot to Sing Christmas Carol

Forgot to sing a Christmas Carol
And now he has us over a barrel
Were always in great doubt
Would ever help us out
All of our lives are in peril.

Jim Horn

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Categories: over a barrel, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Limerick



Santa Apparel
Santa Apparel

Once found myself over a barrel
Did decide to sing Christmas Carol
Have heard if you love to be living
God said you should start giving
Learned how to wear Santa apparel.

Interesting. Limerick of course.

What type of poem do you call this?  Jim Horn
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Categories: over a barrel, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Over A Barrel Horn Limerick
Over A Barrel Horn Limerick

Once had been over a barrel
Did decide to sing Christmas Carol
Heard that best way to be living
Is learn from God art of giving
How to start wearing Santa apparel.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet


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Categories: over a barrel, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Over a Barrel
Money Greed Power

They send our dollar down the river...

The man who talks in time-

change minds - change rules

The man who talks in time-

Solider calling in with warning...

The man who talks in time-

They send our dollar down the river...

The man who talks in time-

Deals made-Deals broken

They send our dollar down the river...

The man who talks in time-...

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Categories: over a barrel, hope, peace,
Form: Concrete