Short Nickers Poems

Snickers
     By Dane Smith-Johnsen

Witches'
Nickers



Poetic Form:  Footle...

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The wife wants an handsome young hunk
To cavort with in his own bunk
And she would be happy
If you made it snappy
As she's prone for ye olde slam dunk!...

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There was a young lady called Mary Lou,
She wore no nickers to make it quicker to poo,
Her parents protestations fell flat and useless their cries,
She'd reply "When eating water melon it sure as hells distracts the flies"....

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the buxom girl on the monkey bars,
swung around, legs open wide, on arms,
she wore her lace nickers on her head,
that raised general public alarms.
All men watched standing, all stiff erect,
most bachelors, one with wedding ring,
no one cared! what’s moral or correct?
why resist, when lass does such a thing?...

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ice skating was not his dear wife’s forte,
so he bought her membership for birthday,
she started with a skid and fall,
view of her crotch was free for all,
“ dear”, said he, “if you need nickers, please just say!”


10,10,8,8,10 limerick with rhyme of 1,2,5 line
and 3,4th line!

2nd placement
Sponsor Tania Kitchin
Written 28/12/2020...

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Dear Wadhai,
Handsome boy in class mine
With six pack physique fine
Fair looks and height medium
Stylish ever in talk and walk
Regular and punctual to school
Passed SSC with result superb
Can melt anyone with his plea
Such is my neighbour Sri Wadhai..!

Dear Bhaskar,
Full of humour was Bhaskar
Made me laugh forever
In nickers when we sat in class
He delivered jokes full of mass
Rebel by nature and manners
Always dominated all of us..!!...

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