Short My Little Lamb Poems

Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor passed out....

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So,
Jesus
was the
Son of Mary
and Jesus is the
Lamb of God; does that
mean Mary had a little lamb?...

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Mary had a little lamb,
Mint jelly on the side,
Mary liked the tender parts,
She could not eat the hide....

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Mary loved her little lamb
Every single day of course
But most of all on Sunday
With homemade mint sauce...

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Mary had a little lamb....
with mint jelly. 
thank you.









From:Animaniacs (Warner bros.)...

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Mary had a little lamb
She'd cooked into a stew
She drew the blinds while in the yard
expectant ewes did too...

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Mary had a little lamb
To her it looked so nice
But when she cooked it with some ham
It tasted twice as nice...

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Mary had a little lamb
She kept in a bucket
Everytime the lamb got out
The bulldog tried to put it back in again!...

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Mary had a little Lamb
A little ham, a little spam
And everywhere that Mary Went
She took it with her
"Smorgasbord" Anyone...

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I tip-toed onto the grass a meek little lamb to be fattened up by the farmer,

I shall leave the field a strutting lion with the farmer in my stomach...

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Lamb Was Lost

Remember the day when we came a crossed
Small little lamb who in field was found lost;
On a path,
Needing bath,
And Christ had cleaned lamb without a cost.

Jim Horn...

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Mary had a little lamb, she also had a chicken
It's little beak hurt, but not like the lamb's kickin'
Imagine now
If she had a cow
Oh my love would go out smilin' and tickin'...

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God Expansion Program

Had entered a God expansion program;
While believing in him like a little lamb;
Were in search of,
God and his love;
Of flock is best leader and a large ram.

Jim Horn...

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Mary had a little lamb, she also had a chicken
It's little beak hurt, but not like the lamb's kickin'
Imagine now
If she had a cow
Oh my love would go out smilin' and still tickin'...

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Mary had a little lamb, she also had a chicken
It's little beak hurt, but not like the lamb's kickin'
Imagine now
If she had a cow
Oh my gracious, it would start out smilin' and ticklin'...

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He rode a pony aside a pumpkin patch...
Pet a sheep, hugged a goat. 
then kissed a little lamb.
With a shimmering smile
he rescued a lopsided pumpkin... 
then whispered, 
"This is the best day of my life."...

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Oh where oh where have the little elves gone?
Oh where oh where can they be?
They are making the toys for the good girls and boys
I hope they are making some for me


Note.   my version of where has my little lamb gone...

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Mary had a little lamb, she also had a chicken
It's little beak hurt, but not as much as the lamb's kickin'
Imagine now
If she had a cow
Oh my love sure would go out to this munchkin

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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My little girl is a symbol
of myself. her innocent 
pure ways soften my skelf.
If I have doubts,
my little lamb will surly sort
them out. 
I need only search my
feelings for her, unconditional
love will truly be without a
doubt....

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Once upon a time
Little lamb lost
Shepard searching all sides
Little lamb found
Where are you, wow
What are you doing now
Now that you're in my arms
And no longer in the corral
No more do you run wild


3/25/16
By James Edward Lee Sr....

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Jesus gathered a little lamb, and held it close to His heart.
It nestled there so securely, that from it He could not part.
So, He carried it in His arms to an eternal home above,
To a place He had prepared, filled with peace, and joy, and love....

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Once entered a talent show just for beginners
It was obvious from the start that I was a winner
Sang Mary had a little lamb
Showed how talented this guy am
Wearing a cute little skirt which made me look slimmer


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Mary had a little lamb,
Her Father shot it dead.
Then it went to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

Mary came home from school one day,
And declared she is now a vegetarian.
She considers, she then went on to say, 
Anyone that eats meat is a barbarian.
...

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The quality of
The tape itself
May vary,
But the 1812 Overture
On an off-brand is better
Than ‘Mary had a little lamb’
On Maxell

The size of the rubber band
Is limiting
But six inches stretched to seven
Is wasted,
When four can be stretched to eleven
Quite well....

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A Nursery Chryme

Mary had a little Lamb,
She stole it from the Farm.
The Shepherd shouted put him back,
Or I’ll holler and raise the alarm.

Little Beau Peep has lost two sheep,
How careless could she be?
Mary stole them with the Lamb,
and is planning to eat all three....

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