Short Mormon Poems
Short Mormon Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mormon by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mormon by length and keyword.
A Mormon sent on a mission
To see where Jesus was fishin'
Found love - or hate -
The perfect bait
For men in every condition
When a Soup poet went fishin'
His wife sat at home just wishin'
He caugh a fish
She got her wish
Two Mormon lads on a mission . . . .
A Mormon in search of his god
Took an hike where the Saints had trod
When he went lame
The angels came
Preaching, "Nike shoes are for Nod!"
A Mormon with two lovely wives
Discovered they both had sharp knives
Somewhat chatty
Both were catty
But he, alas, did not have nine lives!
A pub that's typically Welsh
Has music the English can't squelch
Hymns and arias rule
But, like any gene pool,
The loudest is always a belch!
Setting sun flickers through the passing pines
As I drive into the east
And Mormon Tabernacle Choir angels sing
From out of invisible waves
Into my ears sounds so sweet
Unto my soul on a Sabbath eve
Dodge Espionage
What we knew was that Trump did dodge,
Being eloquent and committing espionage;
Would connive;
We did survive;
Made things up that looked like a mirage.
Jim Horn
Can substitute any politician's name in
place of Trump's if you want to either
former or later or current or may be
Mormon.
I'm a Catholic,You're a Muslim
I'm an Orthodox ,You're a Protestant
I'm a Hindhuist,You're a Buddhist
You're an Atheist,and I am a Mormon too.
You're an African,I'm American
You're an Asian,I'm a European
You're a Mexican, I'm an Indian
You're an Arab,I'm a Jew
But prior to all our distinct differences
I'm a Mother ,I'm a Father
I'm a Sister,I'm a Brother
I'm a Son,I am a Daughter
and I'm Human just like you.