Short Mooch Poems
Short Mooch Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mooch by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mooch by length and keyword.
Mother
Drunk
Whore
Bully
Child
Mooch...
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Categories:
mooch, mother,
Form:
Free verse
Ballad of the VIGI Mooch
I know a hag who begs for loot
She is wheelchair bound like me too
Her soft skills are fake, this ol' koot.
I ask her to stop, do I seem rude?
The staff tell her to stop this crap
One dude in a wheelchair got mad
I told him to chill,that's no rap
He was still angry man t'is sad
She cares not about any rule
This woman does not want to learn
Bid her to stop makes me a ghoul
Probably in the she'll get burned...
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Categories:
mooch, hilarious, rude,
Form:
Ballad