Short Management Poems
Short Management Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Management by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Management by length and keyword.
Flies
Flies are dependant on me for
strawberry milk. I’m more reliable than
their family at
strawberry milk management.
Do managers manage people
Do managers manage time
What do managers do
for Heaven's sake
~ A poet can manage a rhyme
Dreams of future,
hope management,
wind secrets
and shooting stars
expect the utopia
come true....!
This is how the poets live!
Trump Savings & Loan is a joke
Concocted by some Russian bloke
Although it may seem
An investor's dream
The management team is Stone-Broke!
Shoelaces
I bet if we
encourage enough shoelaces, they could
learn the science of
land growing, soil management, and
crop production.
Time
Management abroad
Time has come
Entrepreneurship in
All negativity out
A loud shout.
It's time
Explore within reason
In the due seasons.
Time opt-in.
Form:
Management consultants will loudly proclaim,
"There isn't a crisis that we cannot tame!"
I just wish they'd bother to engage their brain,
So we didn't end up with "ready, fire, aim!"
It's luster
It's shine
What a model
Performance
Satan'snail
By Goddershow
Prinz Von Frederc
Edition
Where did you get your?
Bassoon and flute
By Bainez management
LLC.
Wise men
Somberly Pondering
Over Imponderables
What if.........
Why not .......
Cut, Cut .....
Master Tailors
Or Gardeners
Snipping at Schedules
And Budgets .....
Topiarists!
Form:
MONOPOLY.
M: Management handled by
O: Only one.
N: Neither his nor her,
O: Oh!
P: people, pity on you.
O: Once its ones, forever gone.
L: Leave or stay.
Y: You are never choice makers, hey!
The anger inside me was reaching a crescendo;
I controlled it when only I was accosted by this jerk.
How long I could’ve taken it I don’t really know
But when he went after my wife…I went BERSERK!!!!!!
At Al's last anger management session,
Al tried hard not to use anger as a weapon,
till the doctor gave Al his bill,
Al was a lot less than thrilled,
now he's paying for the doctors hospital bill as well.
Snitchy, *****y boss climbs the ladder to sucsess
Several years mis management meen the workplace is a mess
Outcomes the Social Enterprise to take up all the pain
And snitchy, *****y boss climbs up the ladder again
Management Style More Like A Menagerie
What we did discover was politician's strategy,
When compared to everything else is contrary;
Loud and clear,
A bum steer;
Management style now more like a menagerie.
Jim Horn
Most kids learn basic math.
Mastering addition
Makes way for harder things!
Multiplying helps with
Money management and
Measuring while cooking.
More math than that . . . I'm lost!
Oct. 6, 2020 for Joseph May's Pleiades Poetry Contest
Fine, there’s no ‘I’ in TEAM,
There’s ‘ME’-- he talked of him.
‘ME’ is present
In management.
He said, pride spilled from brim.
_____________________________
The boss boasted, his ego spilling over the brim.
Limerick |13.08.2024| humour, business
Bad management isn't that like the captain and the crew of a sinking ship telling his passengers that there is not a thing he can do but he'll do his best to save their lives but yet the captain and the 2 first mates escape in the lifeboat while the passengers drown
Form:
You’d like to tell them,
those middle management flunky
shove it up your ass, &
maybe you should’ve
told them!
But then you remembered
Kline.
He told them, just that!
More balls then brains.
They crucified him,
like Christ
but,
he never did come back
after three days…….
There's a distance sound
That I hear coming 'round
It is a rustlin' and a huslin'
As the management go musclin'
You see each day is dawning
We have someone else deploring
But there is a phrase that is right
"You're fired!" Fixes this blight.
© Paul Warren Poetry
Anger is to manage, when put on between the two parties,Man and Woman,the prime duty of managing anger vested on the Man, in the manner of letter setting to the word management,to justify, scrutinize the word’s first three letters to recognize they are beginning with Man....!
"Whenever I blow up and get angry at you,
you always remain calm and very subdued.
What is your secret? How do you not get upset?"
His wife replied, "I just clean the toilet."
He asked, "How does that help? It doesn't seem like much."
His wife then replied, "I use your toothbrush."
Take this pill for blood pressure
take that one for nerves
This one'll help you fall asleep
that one, weight management serves
Doc, can I lower my blood pressure
through a pill-free diet
You may be skeptical, but
this pill-popping patient
would sure like to try it
Requirements
customer-driven, tested
satisfying, verifying, validating
deliveries, happy management, follow-ons, happy customers
improving, optimizing, delaying
developer-driven, untested
features
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yeah, so this is pretty poor, imho. gonna have to do better!
Accepts leadership as headache
Unites all subjects to agonize
Turns workers into complaining robots
Holds all under him suppressed
Organizes team work for failure
Result oriented management a bluff
Invests in man power for self-interest
Tests set goals to check cheating
Yearns for mishaps to misappropriate
The outstanding employee
was just fired!
Without cause; did it matter?
How she wanted to tear her
bosses' clothes into tatters!
Her satisfaction came,
When management fired the
same boss, one lovely spring day.
For you see, Karma, does come one's way!
June 22, 2019
11:30pm PST