Anger Management

"Whenever I blow up and get angry at you,
you always remain calm and very subdued.
What is your secret? How do you not get upset?"
His wife replied, "I just clean the toilet."
He asked, "How does that help? It doesn't seem like much."
His wife then replied, "I use your toothbrush."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Eastman Avatar
October 24, 2012 at 2:01 PM
UH No! Say it isn't sooo!!! LOL
Collins Avatar
October 19, 2012 at 9:39 AM
Billy - This is a nightmare. love, Kathy
Debole Avatar
October 13, 2012 at 6:59 PM
Yucky, but funny and clever! Especially enjoyed the twist. Anger management takes on a whole new meaning. LOL - Gail
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