Short Kamala Poems

Donald Trump may yet win re-election
  ~ unless Kamala gives him an ear-ection...

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Kamala Harris
Flew off to Paris.
Cooking ware gaffes,
Nervously laughs.
...

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Ms. Kamala Harris
Not in the least embarrassed
   by prohibitive costs
   when private insurance is tossed...

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Kamala Harris,
Is sure to embarrass.
Vice-President is she,
When asked tough questions, giggles nervously....

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   Lately haven't heard from Kamala Harris so much as 'boo'

     ~ Party pros fear she'd word-salad that one too...

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I signed the contract in the parlor
A yellow bus trip to Valhalla
A brief aside
A final ride
But it was driven by kamala
...

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Kamala Harris laughed outright
At Donald Trump flying his kite
For Trump's ding-a-ling
Was caught in the string
The only up Trump had all night...

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K-nowledge
A-nd
M-ind
A-re
L-ife's
A-mazing

D-oorway
A-bout
S-uccess

Topic: Birthday of Poetess Kamala Das (March 31)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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K-een
A-uthor
M-arvelously
A-pplies
L-ines
A-bout

D-evotion
A-nd
S-weetness

Topic: Birthday of Poetess Kamala Das (March 31) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Kindness blends with kindness
Anger sires anger
Mindfulness lingers with reason
Affection grows in caring and charity
Laziness retards inspiration
Abstinence dissolves patriotism......

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A V.P. named Ms. Kamala Harris
  Headed straight for the border of Paris
     First she spoke Espanol
     When eyes started to roll
  She switched to Deutsch, not-at-all embarrassed...

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   The problem with Kamala Harris
   Is she never dares us

      To reach deep down inside to find our better selves
      We're left to gather moss in the forest ~ random elves

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   They gave Mister Biden a tongue-twister
   But his tongue got tangled and it blistered
      First he scowled peevishly
      Then he said sheepishly 
  “Thought I read ‘Kamala’ ~ tried to kiss her”
...

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Ms. Kamala Harris and hubby, on vacation in Paris
  Challenged the natives, "We hope that you'll dare us
To speak French, 'cos we're fluent. You don't scare us" ~ 
  Natives prayed: "Your American accents please spare us."...

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Knocked down a pervasive glass ceiling 
And left the racist bigots reeling,  
Meteoric rise to Vice-Presidency 
And the praise for her ascendency 
Lets little girls know the sky is the limit 
And, in America, that is the prevailing spirit....

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Today's Breaking News
By Franklin Price
4/1/2022

I'm breaking this news to you
Joe Biden has resigned
Kamala has taken over
I really hope that you don't mind

She giggled as she did it
I don't think that's very cool
I'm so glad it did not happen
This is my sicko April Fool!!!...

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Donald has a problem with the vote count,
Threatens legal proceedings he will mount!
Trump losing his post now widen..
Thanks to our trust in Joe Biden
This lying, cheating clown should soon dismount!


Completely your choice (38) any topic any theme

Brian Stand

Written 05/11/2020...

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Biden 2020

Emotion Bought In.
Invested Nihilism.
Kamala, Biden.

Hate hypocracy?
KKK, segregation
Big D. history.

Tear down the statues.
Democratic Party Sin.
Tear it down right now.

Trump grabbed the kitty?
Biden sexually fondled!
Fems love their Biden. 

by,
Martin Braun...

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Folks must be happy in Guatemala

   With tax money frittered by Kamala

      Will she visit the border
 
         To 'stablish peace and order

             Or is she just Joe's otiose* wallah**

(*Serving no useful purpose)
(**A person in charge or employed for a particular purpose)...

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Whoa! My cabinet's 'not diverse enough!'*
This identity stuff is really tough!
  Greeks, Poles, Nepalese
  Turks, Finns, Congolese
You do it, Kamala ~ You're no creampuff





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*'Biden's Cabinet not Diverse Enough'
  was the top story on Chicago news
  stations at 5:30 p.m., Dec. 09, 2020....

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Both Kamala and Newsom confess
California is in a big mess
Pelosi has found
Elephants abound
And their flatulence causes distress*



* Trump's childish attempt to replace
California's Governor with a toady to
support Trump's claim to have won the
2020 election  cost California taxpayers
over $270-million!  Don't let him do that
to your State! ...

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'A Tale of Two Weeps'
       ~ 'Limerick-Style'* ~ 
 
Sarah Palin met Kamala Harris in a bar, said
I'm kinda wond'rin,' lady, just how you are
  Kamala broke down
  A tear fell in her beer
Replied, if I weren't holdin' back, this drink here would drown



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*'Limerick-Style' is to 'Limerick' as 'a ham sandwich is to a 
   kosher pickle.'...

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Beware, if your skin color is other than brown!
    Kamala Harris announced that in town.

    Save people of color first, that’s equity?
    So, if she lived there, she has superiority?

    Her husband, being white, can just drown?
    Far-left equity, has put its big foot down!

    Better get some dye for your evil white skin.
    So that your skin matches IdiAmen?

            
                10/2/2022...

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It's time for is to do what we've been doing and that time is every day
~Vice President Kamala Harris

Everyday we wake up
And do the same old thing,
Been that way since January 2021.

Doing the same old thing 
Has created:
     open border
     inflation
     supply crisis
     energy dependence
     Afghan disaster
To name a few.

Let's lock up the unvaccinated,
Because that will fix everything!...

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