Short K Mart Poems
Short K Mart Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about K Mart by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about K Mart by length and keyword.
Keep love in your heart and do not fall apart
Keep wisdom in your heart and ask Bart
Keep power in your heart and go to K-mart
Keep spirit in your heart and go and get the merit
think of the major events of your life
imagine them as if they were
scenes from a film.
now, replace yourself with Andy Dick.
this is your story
coming soon to a K-Mart bargain bin
near you
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this lusty breakfast I have for you
is creamier than my man’s smooch chew
bowls of gooey Fruit Loops
gobbled with nutty scoops...
God, my K-mart cereal hunt is due!
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PD’s Cereal Limerick
By: nette onclaud
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PD’s Cereal Limerick
By: nette onclaud
Blue light special
Cha Cha Cha
Come on down
Rah Rah Rah
Get those coats
Hats mittens too
Our checkers can put things on lay-a-way-for you
We are K-Mart through and through.
Blue light special
Cha Cha Cha
Come on over
Rah Rah Rah
Get those dolls and soldier boys
Here is a giant cart for all those toys
We can lay them away for Christmas, so your kids will not be blue.
K-mart is waiting here for you!
One needn't be a Trump fan to
marvel at the sales persona in
the D.T. man..
Looming criminal charges don't seem
to matter as the marketing of his name
just keeps his wallet growing fatter..
It' similar to Martha Stewart and the
K mart plan.
People kept buying her products and
her name became a brand.
If Americans would stop buying his product and
to his rally's flock.
All the stores would have to hold sales
and admit they had overstocked..
the dog next to me in line at K-mart was a Pitbull
The lady behind the counter gave her mean looks so slow
I was horrified when she told me what kind of dog it was
The pouch was rather plain, had no fur, hair or fuzz.
I am terrified of them, but we have to allow them in.
If they have a sign that says it is a service dog, said Jenn.
I knew her name from her badge, she had frizzy red hair.
She nearly went insane when the next service animal was a bear.
I looked outside today,
and it was raining away.
I smiled instead of cried,
i bled instead of died.
Hey atleast it's a start.
Im on my way to k-mart.
I had his arms around me.
Thats when i could finally see.
The world isnt a dark place,
and my guy doesnt need his space.
The rainbow in the sky shone,
and here he was ringing up my fone.
I ran to find the end of the rainbow,
so that i could find my pot of gold.
Instead a ran into you,
and all to late i realized i love you to.