Short Irregardless Poems
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Thus Spoke Brother Moji
(not Zarathustra)
With all due respect,
irrespective of
with regards to
I have no respect
for irregardless.
July 5, 2021
Boulder, Colorado
No matter;
Who I talk to ,
What they say
(And so many of then say nice things).
Where I go,
Or what I see;
It doesn't matter,
Who i touch,
Or where they feel,
Cos they aren't you.
So it's not real
Our vain English teacher Miss Larue
Flaunts bad grammar without a clue,
Roars she, ‘ You’re scores is down
Irregardless, don’t frown’—
Her job , we guess, the school won’t renew!
.................
Limerick Contest of Joseph May
1/5/2019
Like a size-too-large shoe; it does not fit true
IRREGARDLESS of who? Good lord, that won't do!
Preachers will preach it and good teachers teach it
Politicians used it; lawyers abused it
Rhodes Scholars quoted it; speechwriters wrote it
Musicians note it and gossipers float it
It's rather absurd how our English is slurred
In case you haven't heard: There AIN'T NO SUCH WORD!!
Staying Focused
Written: by Miracle Man
3/8/2020
God said, keep yourselves, ready for action,
always staying focused on the chore ahead.
When I let annoyances steal my traction,
the door is ajar for Satan’s entry instead.
No matter what annoyances come my way,
when focused on the task ahead I’ll find.
Irregardless of what my friends may do or say,
each battle always begins within my mind.
illusion, allusion
affect and effect
irregardless, regardless
precede and proceed
alright and all right
maybe and may be
Can I or May I? Could he?
You wanna? -- I'm gonna
Didn't you use to
Ought you not to
I have got to, 'cos I got to
You don't gotta, 'cos you don't hafta
I coulda, I shouldn'ta, but I woulda
snuck or sneaked
lotsa stuff like this
if I knew how to address you
Mrs., Ms., or Miss?
You have been bruised battered and torn
Blew by horns a loud trumpet to set you free
Straight jackets
Small Packets of Jubilee's
Let us Celebrate the coming of the day
How freedom has a name
It is YOU all the same
Standing tall away from pain
What to do what to gain
Everyday being grateful you are sane
Irregardless of the shame
it is better to be here Now the past erased away
Come today walk with thee
Guaranteed
It was not easy!
Insignificant
——————
Relevance is but a grim word told to those who do not care to matter. Irregardless, though it may seem, was my forethought once said then severed clean. Make haste, for your past is presenting you all with the future.
Insignificance, like all the words that were ever taught to me, my haste can only ever be, hurried up just enough to free... I quickly dreamt that I'de seen this all before somewhere, somewhere long, long before me.
Man, you look fat
Some manscaping a must
Tight tee-shirt of grue colour
Makes one want to puke
This body was not bodacious
Looked more like an emoticon on a chat site
Diet and sexercise is needed
To make a more delishful sight
So come on man shake yourself
Make your body a sight to behold
Irregardless of your face
Give me a smile of delight not a frown.
Manscaping, Grue, Bodacious, Sexercise, Delishful, Irregardless. These are the
Words I Used.
penned 24 August 2014