Short Irregardless Poems

Thus Spoke Brother Moji 
(not Zarathustra)

With all due respect,
irrespective of 
with regards to
I have no respect
for irregardless. 

July 5, 2021
Boulder, Colorado...

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No matter;

Who I talk to ,

What they say

(And so many of then say nice things).

Where I go,

Or what I see;

It doesn't matter,

Who i touch,
 
Or where they feel,

Cos they aren't you.


So it's not real...

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Our vain English teacher Miss Larue

     Flaunts bad grammar without a clue,

    Roars she, ‘ You’re scores is down

Irregardless, don’t frown’—

  Her job , we guess, the school won’t renew!


.................
Limerick Contest of Joseph May
1/5/2019...

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Like a size-too-large shoe; it does not fit true
IRREGARDLESS of who? Good lord, that won't do!

Preachers will preach it and good teachers teach it
Politicians used it; lawyers abused it

Rhodes Scholars quoted it; speechwriters wrote it
Musicians note it and gossipers float it

It's rather absurd how our English is slurred
In case you haven't heard: There AIN'T NO SUCH WORD!!...

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Staying Focused
Written: by Miracle Man
3/8/2020

God said, keep yourselves, ready for action,
always staying focused on the chore ahead.
When I let annoyances steal my traction,
the door is ajar for Satan’s entry instead. 

No matter what annoyances come my way,
when focused on the task ahead I’ll find.
Irregardless of what my friends may do or say,
each battle always begins within my mind.
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illusion, allusion
  affect and effect
irregardless, regardless
  precede and proceed

alright and all right
  maybe and may be
Can I or May I? Could he?
  You wanna? -- I'm gonna

Didn't you use to
  Ought you not to
I have got to, 'cos I got to
  You don't gotta, 'cos you don't hafta

I coulda, I shouldn'ta, but I woulda
  snuck or sneaked
lotsa stuff like this
  if I knew how to address you
Mrs., Ms., or Miss?...

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You have been bruised battered and torn
Blew by horns a loud trumpet to set you free
Straight jackets
Small Packets of Jubilee's
Let us Celebrate the coming of the day 
How freedom has a name
It is YOU all the same
Standing tall away from pain
What to do what to gain
Everyday being grateful you are sane
Irregardless of the shame
it is better to be here Now the past erased away
Come today walk with thee
Guaranteed 
It was not easy!...

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Insignificant
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Relevance is but a grim word told to those who do not care to matter. Irregardless, though it may seem, was my forethought once said then severed clean. Make haste, for your past is presenting you all with the future.  
Insignificance,  like all the words that were ever taught to me, my haste can only ever be, hurried up just enough to free... I quickly dreamt that I'de seen this all before somewhere, somewhere long, long before me....

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Man, you look fat
Some manscaping a must
Tight tee-shirt of grue colour
Makes one want to puke
This body was not bodacious
Looked more like an emoticon on a chat site
Diet and sexercise is needed
To make a more delishful sight
So come on man shake yourself
Make your body a sight to behold
Irregardless of your face
Give me a smile of delight not a frown.



Manscaping, Grue, Bodacious, Sexercise, Delishful, Irregardless.  These are the 
Words I Used.


penned 24 August 2014...

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