Short Infomercials Poems
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Infomercials
Haiku: by Tom
12/17/2020
Those infomercials,
for things I don’t need or want,
have grown annoying!
Ohm sweet ohm. Home sweet home.
Through computer cascades I roam.
Introspective resonances fade.
As quickly and eloquently as the plans I made.
Infomercials resist and persist in my head.
Ohm's reverberate until i'm dead .
Sweet shifting breezes in my mind.
Ohm how I despise your rotten kind.
X.I commandments, the lost lamentations
thou shalt witness infomercials
thou shalt carry unknown desires
thou shall sign away contentment
thou will discover liability
thou shall not have read small print
thou percentage will approach thy age
thou shalt cry with lacrimation
thou salt will crust thy face
thou shalt stare into nothingness and
to thy credit, thou will know human folly
© Goode Guy 2012-04-13
Form:
As I turn on my Plasma TV, right here in front of me.
This is what I find first:
A Shopping Channel (so rehearsed)
The weather Channel (oh great, snow)
Cable channel music (Christmas music~slow)
Decorating Channel (oh, gee)
Discovery Channel (lots to see)
Spanish Channel (What?)
Infomercials (shut up!)
Food Channel (try and ignore)
Rerun Channels (such a bore)
News Channels (negativity)
Game Channels (positivity!)