Short Illegally Poems

A life of crime Juan couldn't see
              So, he crossed the border illegally...

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Magnum, P.I. Investigations

Tom Selleck
Played a fake P.I. who was not always angelic.
Actual P.I. hired by adjacent water district proved
That he had water illegally removed....

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Today another milestone,
I played my first 3 games of candyland with my grandson:
The first game he reached the magic castle first
with a slow and steady climb,
the second game was all mine
as he became the victim of a sudden backward slide..
The third game he illegally peeked through the deck
looking for a shortcut card and was thus disqualified....

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Will these nests of sparrows go so empty?
And these sacred fig trees ever get dried?
If eagles need to build their nests trendy,
Will these nests of sparrows go so empty?
Should little birds get illegally fired?
Just because from somewhere some birds arrived,
Will these nests of sparrows go so empty?
And these sacred fig trees ever get dried?

16 June 20021...

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A car was parked illegally;
The hydrant wasn’t cleared,
Plus it was by a nursing home
And might have interfered.

I never would have noticed it,
But signage did impart
That a tow truck would be coming
‘Cause the engine wouldn’t start.

Thee note said “Please!” perhaps to cops
Who rarely have the choice
About issuing a ticket to
A reprobate Rolls Royce!
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JUST A HUG
AND I FOUND MY NIPPLES
IN BETWEEN HIS LIPS

JUST A HUG
	AND HE BROUGHT ME A BAG
	FULL OF “CDS” WITHOUT A TAG

	DOUBTING THE BRAND
	I FLED AND LANDED
	IN THE MUD

JUST A HUG
	AND ILLEGALLY, IT LED HIM INTO THE PROMISE LAND
	THRUSTING ME IN … OUT … IN-OUT LIKE MAD

JUST A HUG
	AND FOR ONCE
	SOMEONE MADE A DIFFERENCE
	FOR ONCE

I CAN TRUST A HUG?...

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Their will be a trail of suffering bodies 
broken inside blinded by the deepest guilt 
where chaos is coming soon with despair 
trying to snatch little unloved children 
inside their mother's darkness fire of suffering burns 
giving birth to Babylon's demon lilith filled with wickedness
which will crush every good deed as evil judgemental 
for condemning murder stands to judge illegally...

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Just a series of taps,
Deeper into that hole,
No that hole, 

Just a series of taps,
All their holes,
Any hole you can imagine is here,

Just a series of taps,
Illegally legal & immorally moral,

Just a series of taps,
Finger tip mantras,
Normalise our naked youth,

Just a series of simple taps,
The Algorithm stealthily sells innocence,
To the slave market of the MAPs

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Fanatical Enforcement of the Law

By Elton Camp

Because it was parked illegally on the street,
This vehicle with the zealous cop did meet
If anyone dares to use the “No Parking” zone, 
When he comes back, then his car will be gone

That it was a hearse and a funeral underway
Doesn’t matter for, “The law all must obey”
The pallbearers brought the casket out the door
But the hearse wasn’t parked there anymore...

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Dear Lord please have gentle mercy
There has surely been a worst she.
Please help me spare her worthless life.
Wasn’t most horrible mom and wife.

Serial killer? Simple she?
Dear Lord, please have gentle mercy.
Victims from that faraway town.
Evidence illegally found.

Dear Lord, please have gentle mercy.
There has surely been a worse she.
Her spotless house is always clean.
Maybe that’s what made her completely mean?...

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The numerous dirty-white mounds
Of snow that lined the narrow street
Stood like fortified embankments;
Each varying in height and width
Depending on the autos size.
Each space of eminent domain
Was illegally claimed either
By dozens of plastic lawn chairs,
Trash cans, anything to obstruct
Entry into this reserved spot.
I wonder if the yellow snow
I see dotting a few places
Is from a neighborhood canine
Or from a property owner?...

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April 6th Back of the Bus

Many years ago
When I was a foolish young man
I took a greyhound bus trip
Just to see the country

I was trapped 
In the back of the bus
Where the young 
And restless souls

Gathered together
And drank illegally
And smoked weed 
Also illegally

We stayed there 
Until Winnemuca
Where I got off 

And found my bus pass
Had found another owner
And I went to Salt Lake City
Still trapped in the back of the bus...

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Exceptions disregard the rules
Like neither’s “i” and “e”
Or smokers who refuse to quit
And live to ninety-three.

Cops who park illegally
As if they were allowed
And those who pass the velvet ropes
That won’t admit the crowd.

Parents who refuse vaccines
For reasons none too clear
And A-list folk for whom a table
Seems to just appear.

There’s an expectation that 
From rules, some will depart;
Exceptions, though, remind us that
What’s fair plays little part....

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Turning right against the light’s
Illegal in New Yawk.
That rule’s observed by drivers,
Not by those who run or walk.

In other places, no such law
Exists, so often plates
Of cars which turn when they should not
Reflect their different states.

And that is why I was surprised
When, right in front of me,
A New York car ignored the red
And turned illegally.

What made it even weirder
Was the driver was a nun!
If ticketed, I wonder ‘bout
The story she’d have spun....

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