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Short Idiots Poems

Short Idiots Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Idiots by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Idiots by length and keyword.


Creationists....
......are idiots
adam and eve didnt exist
dinosaurs did....

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Categories: idiots, education
Form: Senryu



Premium Member The Village
a village raised a child ~ but the village was filled with idiots....

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Categories: idiots, prison,
Form: Monoku
Worrying Warriers
The war fronts 
Fools,idiots and stupids 
Waring 
Worrying the learned...

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Categories: idiots, character, community, conflict, culture,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My 1st Senryu poem
I'm reading a book
How to deal with idiots
Then my boss walks in

©SamHarty...

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© Sam Harty  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiots, humor,
Form: Senryu
Much Room In the Tomb Horn Haiku
Much room in the tomb
For idiots who will bloom
And will seal their doom.

James Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiots, humorous,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member Happiness Simplified
the key to happiness is to surround yourself with animals and to avoid idiots
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Categories: idiots, happy, wisdom,
Form: Kimo
Martyrs and Idiots
Martyrs die 
for clear faith ...
that is noble belief
Idiots die 
for blind   ignorance,
that is ignoble stupidity.......

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Categories: idiots, allusion, faith, god, inspirational, men, metaphor,
Form: Epigram
Predictive Text
Perhaps
Rewards
Evade
Ditsy
Idiots
Cause
They
Inadvertently
Voice
Errors

Try
Envelopes
Xchanging
Texts.




I  hate it....

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Categories: idiots, how i feel, technology,
Form: Acrostic
Growing Horizons
Blithering idiots abound
Where intellects don't make a sound
You must speak your mind
Or else you will find
There really is no common ground...

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Categories: idiots, philosophy, political,
Form: Limerick
Idiots
IDIOTS 

I never claimed any form, so 
Don't lie and say 
I ever did... 
Or make believe 
To stated genius, either 
So help me God

7-21-07...

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Categories: idiots,
Form: I do not know?
Scientists Have Established the Fact
Scientists have established the fact,
that all dinosaurs looked pretty the same,
Just some idiots-  with lack of the luck,
Assembled them  in the different ways!...

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Categories: idiots, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Politics
Idiots are those whose expectations 
They invested in a phrase they overheard
Confused "Sesam open"with aberration
With a grain and so in a magic cave were jailed....

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Categories: idiots, abuse,
Form: Epigram
Is Love Sinful
Some say 
love is a sort of sin,
I suggest those idiots
put such thoughts
into a garbage bin,
unless they have drunk
a barrel of gin,
or change their mind's PIN...

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Categories: idiots, love,
Form: Rhyme
Harrowing Experience Was To Me
Harrowing Experience Was To Me

Had thought for a while;
Harrowing experience,
Really was to me.

About politics;
All of the idiots there;
None a friend of mine.

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiots, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Drunken Idiots
We have to be thinking, about our alcohol drinking
for those who get drunk, they can’t handle their junk

Our leaders let it slide, to save their hide
let’s get rid of alcohol, to not become AWOL...

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Categories: idiots, crazy, health, image, stress,
Form: Rhyme
Insecure Strangers
Only idiots believe fabricated, exaggerated, the same stories everyday by different insecure strangers who didn't even meet the one they judge, in person, even just once.

January 27, 2024, PST, SPC...

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Categories: idiots, 10th grade,
Form: Prose
Inside Then Did Divide
Inside Then Did Divide

They were inside and then would divide;
Into Trump supporters who lied and lied;
He makes us sick,
And cuts to quick;
Those idiots like him we will have to hide.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: idiots, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Surrounded By People Who Were Dumbfounded
Surrounded By People Who Were Dumbfounded

We seemed to be completely surrounded,
By people who  had been dumbfounded;
Brain diluted,
And polluted;
Like complete idiots each word sounded.

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiots, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Idiots
Idiots run the country for what we all believe
and take our votes for worship at what they can conceive
To make their money for it as we would help dereive
and pay our misery forward as we can all perceive...

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Categories: idiots, 5th grade, 9th grade, analogy, assonance, corruption,
Form: Quatrain
Schooner On a Schooner
Schooner On a Schooner

It may have been later or possibly sooner,
We drank another schooner on a schooner;
While wind prevailed,
Down schooner sailed;
We became idiots who were an early bloomer. 

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiots, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
An Idiot Abroad
Some people have no sense at all
Live abroad acting like fools
Not wanting to integrate
nor eating what the locals make
Only want to go get drunk
find an easy lay
So many idiots abroad
why can't they stay at home!...

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Categories: idiots, abuse, addiction,
Form: Free verse
Pride of Erazer
Once there was a man called John Erazer
"intellectuals- Pride of a community" his phrase
"intellectuals are lazy idiots" sardar says
"no team work with intellectuals" sardar says
bloody lets not eraze the Pride of Erazer!...

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Categories: idiots, humor,
Form: Limerick
Reason For Treason and Season
Reason for Treason and Season

Were idiots who would rally around a reason;
Turned out being offensive and also treason;
Brave, brave, brave;
Save, save, save;
Discovered day light savings in every season.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: idiots, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Cancerian
Caught in the 60’s
Anti political correctness
Navy Reservist Retired
Closet liberal?
Entertaining 
Republican registered but votes with heart
Inspired by idiots in Washington
Annoyed with politicians
Not normal thank God!!!...

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Categories: idiots, life
Form: Acrostic
Desires That Burned
Desires That Burned

Many desires we possessed have been burned;
And out we always had known the way it turned;
So do get a grip, 
Before you slip;
Young idiots as a base they desired and yearned.

Sound familiar?

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiots, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Book: Shattered Sighs