Short Idiots Poems

Short Idiots Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Idiots by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Idiots by length and keyword.


Martyrs and Idiots

Martyrs die 
for clear faith ...
that is noble belief
Idiots die 
for blind   ignorance,
that is ignoble stupidity....
Form: Epigram


Predictive Text

Perhaps
Rewards
Evade
Ditsy
Idiots
Cause
They
Inadvertently
Voice
Errors

Try
Envelopes
Xchanging
Texts.




I  hate it.
Form: Acrostic

Growing Horizons

Blithering idiots abound
Where intellects don't make a sound
You must speak your mind
Or else you will find
There really is no common ground
Form: Limerick

Idiots

IDIOTS 

I never claimed any form, so 
Don't lie and say 
I ever did... 
Or make believe 
To stated genius, either 
So help me God

7-21-07
Form:

Premium Member political idiots

Much confusion by the angry rabble
Noisy voices, unheard gibberish babel
Turkeys in a gobbly gook central gabble
Political idiots who argue while they dabble


Scientists Have Established the Fact

Scientists have established the fact,
that all dinosaurs looked pretty the same,
Just some idiots-  with lack of the luck,
Assembled them  in the different ways!
Form: Quatrain

Politics

Idiots are those whose expectations 
They invested in a phrase they overheard
Confused "Sesam open"with aberration
With a grain and so in a magic cave were jailed.
Form: Epigram

Is Love Sinful

Some say 
love is a sort of sin,
I suggest those idiots
put such thoughts
into a garbage bin,
unless they have drunk
a barrel of gin,
or change their mind's PIN
Form: Rhyme

Harrowing Experience Was To Me

Harrowing Experience Was To Me

Had thought for a while;
Harrowing experience,
Really was to me.

About politics;
All of the idiots there;
None a friend of mine.

Jim Horn
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Form: Haiku

Drunken Idiots

We have to be thinking, about our alcohol drinking
for those who get drunk, they can’t handle their junk

Our leaders let it slide, to save their hide
let’s get rid of alcohol, to not become AWOL
Form: Rhyme

Insecure Strangers

Only idiots believe fabricated, exaggerated, the same stories everyday by different insecure strangers who didn't even meet the one they judge, in person, even just once.

January 27, 2024, PST, SPC
Form: Prose

Inside Then Did Divide

Inside Then Did Divide

They were inside and then would divide;
Into Trump supporters who lied and lied;
He makes us sick,
And cuts to quick;
Those idiots like him we will have to hide.

Jim Horn
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Form: Limerick

Surrounded By People Who Were Dumbfounded

Surrounded By People Who Were Dumbfounded

We seemed to be completely surrounded,
By people who  had been dumbfounded;
Brain diluted,
And polluted;
Like complete idiots each word sounded.

Jim Horn
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Form: Limerick

Idiots

Idiots run the country for what we all believe
and take our votes for worship at what they can conceive
To make their money for it as we would help dereive
and pay our misery forward as we can all perceive
Form: Quatrain

Schooner On a Schooner

Schooner On a Schooner

It may have been later or possibly sooner,
We drank another schooner on a schooner;
While wind prevailed,
Down schooner sailed;
We became idiots who were an early bloomer. 

Jim Horn
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Form: Limerick

An Idiot Abroad

Some people have no sense at all
Live abroad acting like fools
Not wanting to integrate
nor eating what the locals make
Only want to go get drunk
find an easy lay
So many idiots abroad
why can't they stay at home!

Pride of Erazer

Once there was a man called John Erazer
"intellectuals- Pride of a community" his phrase
"intellectuals are lazy idiots" sardar says
"no team work with intellectuals" sardar says
bloody lets not eraze the Pride of Erazer!
Form: Limerick

Reason For Treason and Season

Reason for Treason and Season

Were idiots who would rally around a reason;
Turned out being offensive and also treason;
Brave, brave, brave;
Save, save, save;
Discovered day light savings in every season.

Jim Horn
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Form: Limerick

Premium Member Cancerian

Caught in the 60’s
Anti political correctness
Navy Reservist Retired
Closet liberal?
Entertaining 
Republican registered but votes with heart
Inspired by idiots in Washington
Annoyed with politicians
Not normal thank God!!!
Form: Acrostic

Desires That Burned

Desires That Burned

Many desires we possessed have been burned;
And out we always had known the way it turned;
So do get a grip, 
Before you slip;
Young idiots as a base they desired and yearned.

Sound familiar?

Jim Horn
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Form: Limerick

Timing

I live around these copy cats
they never seem to make their own
My penetrating mind needs facts
not idiots who envy throwns
so now i feel myself release
to leave this simple place behind
and never need a masters leash
to pull me from an open mind
Form:

Freedom of Speech

There are too many idiots 
who don’t like to hear 
the facts or opposite opinions,
and they often produce,
especially in the meetings, 
or in their own unions,
the strange sound ‘boo’,
They must be thinking of 
being popular attractions in a zoo

Choice

We suitors were idiots squabbling in line
   till mademoiselle informed us of her choice.
Intoxicating, her bouquet divine,
   like the vintage of a rich full-bodied wine.
Fearful she would not hearken to my voice,
   overjoyed when she consented to be mine!
Form: Verse

Tomorrow In Future

Tomorrow In Future

Tomorrow in future you will find
Hope past to you has been kind
Present currently we do live in
If we could begin over again
Ignorant and idiots we left behind

Jim Horn

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Form: Limerick

Woop Woop Days Off

As I step through and out of my workplace  
door...

I yell to my collegues...

"CAN YOU SMELL THAT"!

..."thats the smell of freedom"! I reply

...see yah in two days...

I love my weekend...
My days off...

No Phones...No idiots! 

My Time...Yeah Yeah

Woop Woop Days off
Form: Concrete

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