Short Hubbies Poems

Short Hubbies Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hubbies by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hubbies by length and keyword.


Overlooked Tradition

Deprived pilgrim wives ruminated
On ways to get hubbies elated:
After Thanksgiving chow
Ogling men hollered “wow!”
As wet-shirted women they rated.
© David Bose  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hubbies, humor, thanksgiving,
Form: Limerick


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Jan's Cock Has a Cocka Doodle Ring

The cock wakes her up in the morning 
she loves his cocka doodle ring  
its longer then hubbies thing 
thicker then a piece of string 
Perhaps a vibrator that sings ?
Categories: hubbies, humorous,
Form: Limerick
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Even When You'Re Right, You'Re Wrong

The essence of marriage, “even when you're right, you're wrong!” A well-known phenomenon that becomes even truer as we move on It goes both ways methinks Because I'm a male Sphinx I've been more inclined to go with hubbies all along
Categories: hubbies, marriage,
Form: Limerick

Garage Sell Poetically

If I could sell away some baggage
Tears and fears would be first to list

My hubbies lackadaisacal attitude
My sore joints and perfectionist tendencies

My son's messiness and lack of sage
Clutter and papers need not exist

Inheritance clutter has in'eptitude
Weighing heavy on my thoughts

For the contest by SKAT
9/6/12
Categories: hubbies, family, life, nature,
Form: Couplet

The Chile Honey Bees

Chile honey bees are buzzing
Up Across the U.S. nation
They had to stop only one time
At a local BP station

All the way up to Niagra
The falls are nice this time of year
Adding USB's to their force
They all seemed to be of good cheer

They stopped again for a concert
Sting and the BeeGees, in open air
All the way back down to Chile
Where the Honeybees hubbies were there!
© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hubbies, cute, fantasy, humor,
Form: Quatrain


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