Short Henpecked Poems
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Poultry farm chaos
Chicken-lickin’ you
Sweet and sour future
Henhouse flurry
Henpecked and handpacked
Epistle of gristle
Cellophane stiffy
Wishbone hope?
Good Politician
Has a waiting period
To hear from mother.
Have heard she is one
Running all of his business
And also henpecked.
Women will be best
For being politician
Has own hairdresser.
Jim Horn
Not Henpecked
Not shy, this bird.
Beak’s absurdist
beat, stirred my spouse.
Early Appointment
slip on long pants
coolness paints cheeks
car points the way
Silhouettes at Dawn
Sky is pale blue
as pines shoo dark;
their hue - sable-green.
My Nose is Cold
Not cold enough
without puff gasp.
The bluff is called.
The girl cousins were in charge of the boys
the boys wanted to stand up but were scared
Girls ordered them about as if they were toys
The GI Joes went to grandpa, their grievances heard
He understood they were in quite a whirl
Henpecked grandpa did as much as he could
Diabolic plan readily unfurls
from the female cousins who taught the males
at an early age to stay away from bossy girls
Sue and King were just married
In the night they were harried
By the cat and mouse
In their grave top house
Where they were freshly buried
Winter lizards are henpecked
Don’t trust them if they are baked
When clock strikes ten at night
They gather guts to fight
The fried fleas in the plate caked
In Eden there was a thief
He planned to steal Eve’s fig leaf
He burglarized the house
Pounced on Adam’s spouse
And he found a mound of beef
The Man of the House
By Elton Camp
“He who would not be a henpecked fool
Must show his wife that he means to rule”
Tom had heard that saying all his life
He tried to apply it when he took a wife
He tried the “man of the house” routine,
Running out the back door Tom was seen
Meg had a rolling pin in her hand
“How dare you make such a demand!”
Tom got a large knot on his head
Only a month after he was wed
What might have worked long ago
Made poor Tom have to eat crow