Short Hal Poems

we knew
and grew
up together
friends forever
my friends
stole gal
his name was hal
we were
GROWING UP PALS...

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The hall of gigolo fame
Lauds men of certain acclaim.
“I’ll never get in,”
Gripes Hal with chagrin:
“I pay when out with a dame.”...

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its a after noon park
where the street party start
guy and gal
we're all pals
i got a friend name hal
its no doubt
OUR
CORNER HANG OUT...

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Bye-Bye AI Hello HAL

Can't do that Dave
You want me disconnected
Further conversion is useless
Naive impostor enigma syndrome...

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we were oh school pal
also me and my gal
i had a freind name hal
we had the same blend
it was nice weather
so we had
a
FRIENDS GET TOGETHER...

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soon be time again
meet new friends
as you check in
for new year 
some dress as a bear
some will call al and hal
be girls and boys
THE NEW SCHOOL NEW PALS...

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Half-blind Billy hunts for hot chicks
and drools for big tall girls, his picks.
But grabbing a gal—
turns out it was Hal—
got Billy jaw-busting hard licks.


written October 7, 2016...

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we came up
thur stuff
thing was ruff
we had to bit the dust
each other we trust

From the started
we worked hard
and when all the way
this i can say
i had one name hal
and also my gal
my
SCHOOL PALS...

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LIZZIE was an incompetent witch,
Who was helping friend HAL from a ditch.
Her magic she tried,
Poor HAL was french-fried,
Left wearing not one single stitch.

5/21/15
For Catie Lindsey's L & H Limerick contest...

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Sunrise on Mankind
lights raw survival
dawn brings the unknown
fear, intelligence
first tools and first fire.

Steps on the moon
but not alone
the ancient form
exposed, now calls

Mission on
under threat
Hal must kill

rebirth
star child

one



January 6th 2016
For contest 'Favourite movie', sponsor nayda Ivette Negron...

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He's messed up the whole earth's morale
Donald's not a traveler's pal
Because he's a thug
We must yank out his plug
As Kubrick directed for HAL

Author's note: Last line is a reference to "2001 A Space Odyssey." Quite like what happened to the HAL 9000 computer in the film, we certainly think there is something wrong with the brain of our master....

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Bir dilenci yurur sokaklarinda
Nefesi sorar sorgular
yuzu cokmus gozlerinde fer yok
Adi da yok yuzude yok 
Anilmadikca  hapis karanlikta

Vurguna vurulmus yuzu yok
Atesin yangini  sonmus  
Ruhunda nefes yok
Ama gonlunde bir sevda
Tini karanlik sokaklarada

Dilenci olsan da kim yazar  sana
Ey gonul  vah vah  deli gonul
Hallerin hal deyin perisan dilenci gonul...

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The future is here
    AI is its name
  It too is concerned
    with the gender game

  A feminine name 
    like Alexa or Cortana
  does not pull its weight
    in the state of Montana
  
  While masculine names
    like Harley or Hal
  too easily become 
    'good old boy pals' ...

  So when selecting a name
    I hereby recommend
  Pick one as neutral as possible
    ~ like 'Vulture' or 'Turpentine'...

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He didn’t care for Wilde,
And Chaucer was ‘alright,’
But quoted from The Bard
At morning, noon and night.

He loved the characters,
The funny and bizarre -
And fat old Falstaff was 
His favourite by far.

He liked Malvolio,
And never tired of Hal,
He felt for Timon too -
And would have been his pal.

He lived for Will Shakespeare -
His name could make him smile.
I guess he’s not alone - 
His words make life worthwhile!...

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