Short Hah Poems

Hatred is evils product,
And the malicious souls, hah!
Hating both is not hatred...

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Hatred is evils product,
And the malicious souls, hah!
Hating both is not hatred...

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“I’m a uniter,
not a divider”
Hah! He unites Americans
in their contempt of him!...

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Lets have a good laugh, ha-ha- hah ha-ha
Now that we laughed,I feel better, Do you?...

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twenty critters crushed...

  car crash...driver tipsy...hah...

    we laughed...not funny


        April 25 2018...

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How lovely she is!
Honey delight poetess   
How come you forget her!?
Her sonnet sing in my ear
Hah! I love her here and there
...

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Whatever happened to the five-cent cigar
     Hah! Found one!
 
   Right next to the plastic pink flamingo
     ~ underneath my wet bar...

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How come they want me to leave her!?
                  Her H sonnet still singing in my ear
                    Hah! I love her here and there...

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I close the door - hah!
I'm a forest snake...sssssssneaky...
I built this grand skill

I go up to bed
Spraining my ankle - okay...
Yeah - I deserved it...

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That

It Can Be
A Shock
To The System
To Suddenly
Realize
You've Been
Fine All Along.

(But, Insane.)

Hah-HAHHH!

-Gray Squirrel

11-15-2024...

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When you see her face
bucks are written all over
waiting to find her victim

Drinking your own blood
until you are fully drained
hah all the way to the bank.....

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I am he
that the she
be and we
gonna go onna shoppin' spree.

GAG ME!!

Ok, really

Just call me.

That's all.

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HAH!  Did you notice it rhymes?...

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King Arthur knew not what to do
He pulled it with one hand, then two
He let out a groan
It’s stuck in the stone
And Merlin laughed, Hah, CRAZY GLUE!...

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Exact write. 

Flower paste.

Face 

the natural force. 

Bites the window 

as I turn to the pouring rain
 
and dream of sunshine.

Really, that's pretty awful!

Hah!...

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Always
Believe
Can't
Deceive
Everybody
For
Good
Hah
Inside 
Joke
Killers
Like 
Me
Never
Offer 
Pardons
Questions
Reality
Several
Times
Until
Vengeance
Will
Xray
Your
Zest...

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The special Mexican-American Japanese Wasabi chef
“It’s my first day on the job
pretty good for a first time, eh?”
…
 “Well, not really his first day”
Hah! He had us all fooled!
He deserves a big tip!...

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Accidental Joke

There's Not
Much More
I Can Say About
That.

I Mean:
NOTHING Is ALWAYS
Going To Be Funny:
You KNOW.

Hah-Hah-Hah...

It Was An Accident!

Relax:

I Think I Mean:

Me.

-Gray Squirrel

05-15-2025...

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catch me HERE..

and then do all your
fiddle-faddlin' diddle'daddin'
jive-funkin' giraffe-lovin'
walk in syrup scenery
of kisses and wispy
stuff.. yee hah, god bless
america
Did I ever tell ya 'bout the time when
men had good luck?

And then catch me here....

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hi-jack my haiku?
Hah! You jacked the wrong ku
You stole a senryu

I hide my haikus
safe and sound beneath silly
senryus such as this

Hark and heed this Hank!
Stealing somebody’s senryu
is scandalous but

heisting a haiku?
holding a haiku hostage?
That's horrible Hank...

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People are killed becouse of you
people are wounded becouse 
of you
people are divorced becouse of 
you
people get apart becouse of you
everything and everywhere its 
you
when will this YOU end!! What 
more left for you to be satisfied 
HAH!?
No one wants to be part of YOU...

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Everything seems easy
And...it's difficult again
Shame on me x2
Yes, life is hard like breaking a boulder

And I have nothing to do...
None will help me with my load
David, keep on swimming...keep on living...

Hah, labor
And distress 
Random work to accomplish 
Dancing afterwards  ..........

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The wind sweeps to the west,
The cowboys laid to rest.

Beside a warm fire,
After reading "Jane Eyre."

And while the cowboys sleep,
In their dreams they gladly leap.

They're happy 'cause they struck gold,
They'll be rich 'til they get old.

"Yee-Hah," they sleepily yawn,
For now comes up the dawn....

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I guess I’m narcissistic
I suppose I’m masochistic.
Fitting into just another statistic. 

Hah, go figure.

I guess this is my delusion.
I suppose I enjoy seclusion. 
Pardoning me from inclusion. 

I like being alone.

I guess I am depressed.
I suppose I am obsessed,
With this I am possessed. 

It is my only friend....

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Song Night
                    Black & White
What do we do?
Hah hah curious furious
We talk we stalk
We abduct we knock
We are bad boys
Your worst nightmare kid
We bribe we kidnap
We hit we slap
We are bad boys
We torture we harass
We stop we loot
We threat we shoot.
Note.It takes all sorts of People to make the underworld. Donald Marquis....

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Life between the highs and lows
Is stable, or one would suppose,
Yet that might not be true at all –
When high, you’re waiting for the fall.

And naturally, when you are low,
There is no way for you to know
How long until your saddened state
Will vanish, so again you wait.

So life becomes a waiting game.
If being stable is your aim,
When on a high, I’d answer hah!
When low, more likely, I’d say bah!
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