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The Dog Did It

It's not my fault, I didn't do it I'm telling you it simply wasn't me That dog ate something nasty That's as stinky as can be I tried to teach him better He thinks it's some kinda game He usually says that you did it But it was him, I'm not to blame I'm innocent til proven guilty And you have no proof That dog has eaten an evil troll I'm telling you the truth I know you think I did it But I will show no shame Cause that dog's out to get me And soil my innocent name

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 6/26/2010 8:13:00 AM
Hahaha, very clever with this one, Larry--really enjoyed reading this--poor doggie though, always getting the blame, haha--congrats on your win! --nikko :)
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Date: 6/25/2010 11:35:00 AM
funny, good one, congrats on the win!!
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Date: 6/24/2010 5:15:00 AM
Congratulations Larry on your win in Paula Swanson's contest "Four Sentences". Love, Carol
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Date: 6/23/2010 4:12:00 PM
sounds like one bad dog lol
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Date: 6/22/2010 9:10:00 PM
Congrats on your 4th place, Larry. I guess the dog did do it! Great job,my friend. ...Ralph
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Date: 6/22/2010 7:43:00 PM
nothing but smiles when I read this! very cute! congrats! TK
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Date: 6/22/2010 7:25:00 PM
hahaha, Very good one for the funny bone. The last line with a double meaning too! congratulations!
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Date: 6/20/2010 1:02:00 PM
Great poem Larry....excellent entry! Good Luck! J
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Date: 6/20/2010 11:41:00 AM
Funny and creative, enjoyed and have a great Sunday.:)
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Date: 6/20/2010 9:30:00 AM
Larry - funny! That's the only reason I got a dog. I can now let my body function normally and blame the dog. LOL Joe
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Date: 6/20/2010 9:27:00 AM
Well, at least the dog didn't eat your homework, Larry. Heard that many times while teaching. Seems to me the troll met a fitting end. LOL Great fun to read! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 6/20/2010 9:06:00 AM
Sure.............blame the dog. Excellent and most humorous write. A. W. Nutter www.freewebs.com/abcedit
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Date: 6/20/2010 8:55:00 AM
You convinced me so that's one for you - dog zero. What did he do anyway? LOL. xx Ralph
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