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Strange Fruit Bawdy Limerick

June's boobies resemble ripe melons
in tight tops they look like bald felons 
She's got a swell chest
but I must attest
they're tiny compared to Sue Ellen's!

Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

6/30/19

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Alexis Y.

July 10, 2019 at 3:40 PM

I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your win:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

July 29, 2019 at 5:02 AM

thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Johnson

July 10, 2019 at 10:30 AM

Your reply to Richard Lamoureux was just too clever and funny. And congrats on this bawdy, fruity entry. Enjoyed. Now I want some watermelon. mmmm :)

Jan Allison

July 10, 2019 at 1:01 PM

Thanks so much Leslie ... sometimes I just can't resist being cheeky and his comment was crying out for a reply lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne

July 9, 2019 at 12:48 PM

LOL, a big winner here for sure x

Jan Allison

July 10, 2019 at 1:01 PM

thanks Jack it did quite well in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams

July 7, 2019 at 10:20 AM

Love it Jan! Wow, those really do look like melons!.........80)

Jan Allison

July 10, 2019 at 1:00 PM

lol thanks Pat:-) hugs Jan xx

David William Breidenthal

July 7, 2019 at 1:32 AM

Hilarious poem! Loved it. -JWE

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:33 AM

thanks so much David, hope you are well my friend:-) Do you ever hear from Jake I recall you seemed to be good buddies with him - he no longer posts here:-( hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux

July 5, 2019 at 10:11 AM

I own a Melon Collie and the poor dear can hardly run. My neighbour’s Big Balled Bulldog is quite fond of her. I can hardly wait to see the pups.

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:32 AM

ha ha ha I hope they never cross a bulldog and shitzu - I wonder would we get a bull shit then lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier

July 4, 2019 at 3:23 PM

Well penned, Jan. Congrats on your podium finish.

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:30 AM

Thanks Line:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

July 4, 2019 at 10:47 AM

LOL! My grandma's name is June, and she had canteloupes, I took after her ;D Hilarious! Congrats on your win :))) xomo!

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:30 AM

lol Mo:-) :-) hugs jan xx

Charles Messina

July 4, 2019 at 9:07 AM

LOL- love it! Congratulations on your win Jan :) hugs // Charlie xx

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:29 AM

thanks Charlie I am so glad Tania tempted me back to writing again:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

July 4, 2019 at 9:02 AM

Congratulations on a “swell” win! ;)

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:28 AM

Thanks so much Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

July 4, 2019 at 8:54 AM

Jan, congratulations on your win in the contest with your cute and funny limerick!

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:27 AM

thanks so much Tania you have got me writing again - I guess some will be sad though lol :-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Godwin

July 2, 2019 at 7:45 AM

Is this about Sue Ellen from the nighttime soup, Dallas? I think the main baddy was married to a Sue Ellen, did you get that in England? I'm probably completely wrong and Sue Ellen is used simply because it rhymes so well with your yet again amusing limerick, man, you never run out of limerick wit that to me is always a hit. Poetry hugs ... CayCay

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:24 AM

Bravo Caycay you are spot on I did think of 'swellen' as we used to call her from Dallas gosh that was some years ago it was on the TV lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arturo Michael

July 1, 2019 at 2:01 PM

Ripe melons...makes me want to eat...

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:23 AM

lol Arturo!:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

July 1, 2019 at 7:47 AM

Lol! This should do good in the contest:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:23 AM

thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

July 1, 2019 at 6:04 AM

Poor girl, I bet she has terrible backache. From what I've seen so far this is the 'breast' of the bunch lol. Good luck. Tom

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:23 AM

Yes I imagine having enhanced or large boobies can cause back issues:-( hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

July 1, 2019 at 1:32 AM

This is funny Jan...loved the picture too! : ) xxoo

Jan Allison

July 7, 2019 at 5:20 AM

Thanks so much Connie, I can write these poems in less than 2 minutes :-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

June 30, 2019 at 5:49 PM

Sue Ellen's must be as big as watermelons! LOL. :) gw

Gershon Wolf

July 4, 2019 at 11:01 AM

See what I mean? -- You are, indeed, the limerick queen. Congrats on your trophy win in Tania's contest. Best wishes, gw

Jan Allison

June 30, 2019 at 5:51 PM

lol Gershon:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

June 30, 2019 at 5:07 PM

Frolicking fun as always!

Jan Allison

June 30, 2019 at 5:12 PM

Thanks Kim I am working on a second stanza about Sue Ellen but my muse is still not behaving so i will see if it gets completed in time for the contest:-) hugs jan xx

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