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Strange Fruit Bawdy Limerick

June's boobies resemble ripe melons
in tight tops they look like bald felons 
She's got a swell chest
but I must attest
they're tiny compared to Sue Ellen's!

Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

6/30/19

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2019

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Alexis Y. Date: 7/10/2019 3:40:00 PM I'm just coming back to say congratulations on your win:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/29/2019 5:02:00 AM thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert Johnson Date: 7/10/2019 10:30:00 AM Your reply to Richard Lamoureux was just too clever and funny. And congrats on this bawdy, fruity entry. Enjoyed. Now I want some watermelon. mmmm :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/10/2019 1:01:00 PM Thanks so much Leslie ... sometimes I just can't resist being cheeky and his comment was crying out for a reply lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Horne Date: 7/9/2019 12:48:00 PM LOL, a big winner here for sure x Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/10/2019 1:01:00 PM thanks Jack it did quite well in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Pat Adams Date: 7/7/2019 10:20:00 AM Love it Jan! Wow, those really do look like melons!.........80) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/10/2019 1:00:00 PM lol thanks Pat:-) hugs Jan xx

J.W. Earnings Date: 7/7/2019 1:32:00 AM Hilarious poem! Loved it. -JWE Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:33:00 AM thanks so much David, hope you are well my friend:-) Do you ever hear from Jake I recall you seemed to be good buddies with him - he no longer posts here:-( hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 7/5/2019 10:11:00 AM I own a Melon Collie and the poor dear can hardly run. My neighbour’s Big Balled Bulldog is quite fond of her. I can hardly wait to see the pups. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:32:00 AM ha ha ha I hope they never cross a bulldog and shitzu - I wonder would we get a bull shit then lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Line Gauthier Date: 7/4/2019 3:23:00 PM Well penned, Jan. Congrats on your podium finish. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:30:00 AM Thanks Line:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart Date: 7/4/2019 10:47:00 AM LOL! My grandma's name is June, and she had canteloupes, I took after her ;D Hilarious! Congrats on your win :))) xomo! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:30:00 AM lol Mo:-) :-) hugs jan xx

Charles Messina Date: 7/4/2019 9:07:00 AM LOL- love it! Congratulations on your win Jan :) hugs // Charlie xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:29:00 AM thanks Charlie I am so glad Tania tempted me back to writing again:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 7/4/2019 9:02:00 AM Congratulations on a “swell” win! ;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:28:00 AM Thanks so much Kim:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin Date: 7/4/2019 8:54:00 AM Jan, congratulations on your win in the contest with your cute and funny limerick! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:27:00 AM thanks so much Tania you have got me writing again - I guess some will be sad though lol :-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Jennings Date: 7/2/2019 7:45:00 AM Is this about Sue Ellen from the nighttime soup, Dallas? I think the main baddy was married to a Sue Ellen, did you get that in England? I'm probably completely wrong and Sue Ellen is used simply because it rhymes so well with your yet again amusing limerick, man, you never run out of limerick wit that to me is always a hit. Poetry hugs ... CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:24:00 AM Bravo Caycay you are spot on I did think of 'swellen' as we used to call her from Dallas gosh that was some years ago it was on the TV lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arturo Michael Date: 7/1/2019 2:01:00 PM Ripe melons...makes me want to eat... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:23:00 AM lol Arturo!:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y. Date: 7/1/2019 7:47:00 AM Lol! This should do good in the contest:-) Alexis Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:23:00 AM thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/1/2019 6:04:00 AM Poor girl, I bet she has terrible backache. From what I've seen so far this is the 'breast' of the bunch lol. Good luck. Tom Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:23:00 AM Yes I imagine having enhanced or large boobies can cause back issues:-( hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 7/1/2019 1:32:00 AM This is funny Jan...loved the picture too! : ) xxoo Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 7/7/2019 5:20:00 AM Thanks so much Connie, I can write these poems in less than 2 minutes :-) hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 6/30/2019 5:49:00 PM Sue Ellen's must be as big as watermelons! LOL. :) gw Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/4/2019 11:01:00 AM See what I mean? -- You are, indeed, the limerick queen. Congrats on your trophy win in Tania's contest. Best wishes, gw Jan Allison Date: 6/30/2019 5:51:00 PM lol Gershon:-) hugs jan xx

Kim Rodrigues Date: 6/30/2019 5:07:00 PM Frolicking fun as always! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 6/30/2019 5:12:00 PM Thanks Kim I am working on a second stanza about Sue Ellen but my muse is still not behaving so i will see if it gets completed in time for the contest:-) hugs jan xx