Short Enema Poems

There once was an enema bag named Steve.

Who wants me to go on here?...

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When you do have a difficult dilemma,
Will you need to have a naughty enema,
Or after day became old and was done,
Went out and had whole hell of a lot of fun....

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Esoteric Enema
Miser of Burden
Intrinsic Impetus
Seer of Inertia

Virulent Vestige
Alias of anonymity
Pious Pathogen
Fear of Androgyny 

Visceral Virtue
Tao of Two
Antigen of Affinity
I love you...

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paintings are abstract
brilliant and always attract enigma
a landscape enact

while at cinema
we had smelled hard enigma
will need enema

after we reviewed
agreement must be renewed
or problems be ensued...

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His pelvis thrusts
awkward gyrations of a sickly man
Bruised sternum erupts will cream filled pustules
Enema pleasing dissidents fond of enigmatic words
Cursed with knowledge, forsaken with guilt, humbled with life...

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saw a cinema
about the cruz dilemma
needs an enema

always came my way
God gave me another day
again to Him pray

to God often speak
He is one who I will seek
even though a (poetry) freak

piece of puzzle place
seemed to do with style and grace
of me was a face

James Horn...

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I was tempted by angels of Addiction
and the devil of Alien affection. My
dying wish, a dirty martini enema
to scour my sanguine soul and write
poetry to suit my heralding headings.
Leave your dreary dungeon self behind
No pain for time served.
No time for pain served.
Love is all around...

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Tithing untested talents to tyrants;
Heaving hearts and minds in Humpty dumpsters
With vibrant energy and emotional overload,
As sensible as armadillos playing on a road,
To forge a Nirvana from breathless life.

Maunder not over permanent silence:
So, what are a few children, more or less?
Let not debate impede virtue’s progress:
Free speech is Utopia's enema!...

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More Trump Characteristics
And Statistics for Simplistics

Perfect Trimp thinks that he is plentious,
But really does prefer to be pretentious;
Also Carnivorious,
And dexterous;
A golden shower enema very venimious. 

Jim Horn






Contentious means causing or likely 
to cause an argument; controversial.

Trump Contentious and Plenteous

Trump's contribution to society is contentious;...

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Give me beauty she said.
My intelligence smirked, thinking her silly.
Give me pretty hair, she hollered.
My ancestral soul gave a growl and a bark.

Give me a man, she added.
I was on the ground now, feet in the air, kicking wildly.
Laughing my guts out, knowing I needed one of those
Like a bird needs an enema.

Give me a pretty face she yelled.
My hazel eyes rolled.
Give me dendrites I thought; and lots of them.
Give me intelligence and imagination and more of me....

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