Short Crappie Poems

Georgia Crappie Fish
Delicious to eat white meat
Also fun to catch...

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A BUM FISHERMAN

A fisherman’s wife waiting for her man.
The slight finger she lifts, for waving fan.
Grilled bass and crappie,
a cure for flappy?
The bum’s been devising a diet plan.

3/14/2018...

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A COLD MALE GOAT
Chilly
Billy

SQUIRREL RUNNING IN CIRCLES
Whirly
Squirrely

ANGRY MILK COWS
Scary
Dairy

DOG WAKING FROM A NAP
Groggy 
Doggy

HAPPY KITTY
Sanguine
Feline

SHORT TEMPERED FISH
Snappy
Crappie...

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ANIMAL FOOTLES

JOYFUL FISH
Happy Crappie

SMART CHAMELEON
Lizard Wizard

DRUNKEN RHINOCEROS
Rhino Wino

UPBEAT DOLPHIN
Chipper Flipper

OVERWEIGHT CHIMP
Chunky Monkey

BUNNY'S ADDICTION
Rabbit Habit

ALE FOR A DOE
Deer Beer

A GEEKY  OWL
Bird Nerd



written January 26th for "Footle Fun" Contest
This is the first time I ever tried  to write a footle!...

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Miss Maddie Muskrat mastered Missouri mud
Reveling and rolling in it in a joyful way
Catfish groused that she was mucking up the river
Bass, bluegill and crappie told catfish off

Muskrat makes us happy with her positive attitude
Catfish had never thought about that side of it
He adjusted his attitude and began enjoying her mud antics
They became happy friends after that, thanks to this lecture...

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I trusted you, you stupid fool
How could you be so cruel
 

I loved you, with all my heart
Merry meet, merry part
 

You told me things without batting an eye
Little did I know these things were a lie
 

I gave you all you ask for
I never ever shut the door
 

I thought that I could make you happy
But now all I feel is really crappie


Rest well you stupid fool
Because now is my time to be cruel...

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