Short Commissioner Poems

The Commissioner of Baseball just issued a threat
  "This year we may not have major league ball."
     ~ As if Americans still care at all......

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sean hoare,
the first journalist to blow the whistle on
andy coulson at News of the World 
for being fully of aware of the
phone hacking which was going on at the time
was found 
dead
yesterday morning.

i wonder if the cops who found him 
are the same that worked under the former
commissioner of the metropolitan police only 
a couple of days ago,
prior to his resignation. 

nahhhhhhhh, 
it’s just a coinkydink....

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Barry Bonds Witchhunt cons

Sold out tickets make owners fond 

Money bags Pennant flags

Baseball's back

On Spots Illustrated mags 

Homerun chase

Time to contemplate

Adoring fans now say Your a National Disgrace

Commissioner too

Crying the Public Boo-Hoo 

Used the breaking of Aaron's record 

To advertise the brew

No more dough Let's dull the glow

On this sordid Major League Baseball 

Hypocrites Sideshow...

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(DEDICATED  TO PAT HINGLE WHO DIED JANUARY 3, 2009.)

He was very talented and he had many fans.
He starred as Commissioner Gordon in Batman.
When he guest starred on the Andy Griffith Show, everybody laughed.
He nearly died in 1960 when he fell down an elevator shaft.
He starred in Hang 'Em High and in Sudden Impact.
It was a sad day when he died and that's a fact.
When you get down to it, he was a great guy.
Now many people are sad because they have to say goodbye....

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