Short Chap Poems

Invisible chap
Bearded egomaniac
Probably not real...

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gyrating grindstone

cold rusty winds kiss and chap

digestion decay...

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Your head on my lap
When I’m feeling like a sap
My four legged chap


By Robb A. Kopp...

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Closing the lip doors tight,

Teeth chaps white,

Forgetting the tongue chap by side,

Raped the sweet Grape!...

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what wind
we 
circling chaos
chap lips
raging rough
rage sea
sip
tears
of
what wind
we
?...

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Lips lock
   TikTok

   Lips sync
   Bright pink

   Lips chap
   Mishap

   Lips part
   Sweetheart...

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I rubbed the side of an old lamp;
A genie did appear.
I wished for a handsome chap
And “poof”--got riding gear!...

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He's really just a tiny chap,
no bigger than a speck, 
but when he sits upon your lap
it's hard Toulouse Lautrec....

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There was a foreign-looking chap
Who held a pussy on his lap
He stroked her fur
And heard her purr
But she had to draw him a map...

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I scream
It seems

He stares
I blare

Silk strands
How grand

Great web
Low ebb

I stood
Not good

Fly trap
Oh crap

Poor chap
Entrap...

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The Donald is no royal chap
And Obama did not wire tap
T-rump is the fake news  
Who is known to abuse
The women he longs to unwrap...

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Representative Lauren Boebert
said to her date that her boob hurt;
the poor chap only gave her a hand,
and for that they both got banned....

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Harry was always happy
He was known as a cheerful chappie
It was delightful to meet
This chap in the street
He was a native from Cincinatti...

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Young Connor he voyaged The Nile
By sailing a live crocodile
The beastie went SNAP!
And swallowed the chap!
Oh well, it was fun for a while....

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A Poet's life
   is free of strife
   No deadlines at his doorstep

   It's only that
   the 'boss' he works for
   is such a demanding chap...

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There was a chap from Queens
Who loved big bowls of beans.
He ate them with delight
Both morning and night.
Blasting a hole backside his jeans....

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they rap theyer specail chap
that love  to adat
walk with a hip
they love to dip
games is there fame
money is there toys
THE
HIP HOP HOME BOYS...

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A little old chap was locked out
Without trousers he danced all about
He didn't look cold
But his briefs they were old
And he wore them inside out...

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A chap with strong sexual desire
met a lass in alluring attire.
     Upon a park bench 
     he fondled the wench
watched by the park keeper, a voyeur....

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There once was a chap from Madagascar
Who was nuts about women and fast cars
   He left the island
   Invested in nylon
Now he's an executive at NASCAR...

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There was a chap hated for his twaddle.
It got so thick one could in it waddle.
Folks shut their ears
Shed no tears
And sent him into space full throttle....

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There was once a chap of a zoological crew
And he got always plenty to do
One day he was prey
Nothing else more to say
So ended the fellow's life in the zoo...

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Route 66ish No 20

An old chap from near San Diego
Suffered from chronic lumbago,
He tried using cocaine
Again and again,
Then decided to eat lots of sago....

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There once was a charming young chap,
who sat on a lovely girl's lap.
When she saw his great lust,
she was filled with disgust,
and fervently gave him a slap!...

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Electrician Paddy, an Irish chap,  
gave the U.S. prison service a slap,
when he made them aware,
that the, electric chair,
to be sure was no more than a death trap....

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