Short Calgary Poems
Short Calgary Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Calgary by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Calgary by length and keyword.
Sneezes
There once was a young man from Calgary
Who suffered great from ragweed allergy
Eyes would itch
Nose would twitch
Sneezes could be heard clear to Germany...
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Categories:
calgary, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Calgary's Deep Freeze
In Calgary, they're in for a real deep freeze
With the wind chill factored in, temps will approach -50
That's not civilized
Staying indoors is advised
Here in Toronto, temps are more moderate at -30
lol...
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Categories:
calgary, winter,
Form:
Limerick
Snow In Calgary
The end of September and they got snow in Calgary
Hang on, thought Calgary was Utopia starting with a “C”
All you easterners
Or should I say, nerds
Those who thought it was utopia were rudely mistaken, SEE!...
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Categories:
calgary, celebration,
Form:
Limerick
Too Early
What's happening with the damn weather, sure like to know
The city of Calgary just got walloped with fourteen inches of snow
It's only October third
Whatta about the poor birds
Haven't even packed yet, ain't time for mistletow...
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Categories:
calgary, snow,
Form:
Limerick
The Nazis Have All Left Ukraine
No nazis exist in Ukraine.. We hear such? Well time and again.!
After thought on this matter
I'm ignoring the chatter, for in Canada
They are found, now its plain!
To Calgary some made their stampede.'
14,000 is one strong concede.'
zekensky often visits, giving fist pumps
That limit..Any faith in the parli-amentary
Creed '...
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Categories:
calgary, allusion, cancer, celebrity, discrimination, education,
Form:
Limerick