Short Calgary Poems

Short Calgary Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Calgary by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Calgary by length and keyword.


Sneezes

There once was a young man from Calgary
Who suffered great from ragweed allergy
Eyes would itch
Nose would twitch
Sneezes could be heard clear to Germany
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Calgary's Deep Freeze

In Calgary, they're in for a real deep freeze With the wind chill factored in, temps will approach -50 That's not civilized Staying indoors is advised Here in Toronto, temps are more moderate at -30 lol
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Premium Member Snow In Calgary

The end of September and they got snow in Calgary Hang on, thought Calgary was Utopia starting with a “C” All you easterners Or should I say, nerds Those who thought it was utopia were rudely mistaken, SEE!
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Premium Member Too Early

What's happening with the damn weather, sure like to know The city of Calgary just got walloped with fourteen inches of snow It's only October third Whatta about the poor birds Haven't even packed yet, ain't time for mistletow
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Premium Member The Nazis Have All Left Ukraine

No nazis exist in Ukraine.. We hear such? Well time and again.!
After thought on this matter
I'm ignoring the chatter, for in Canada
They are found, now its plain!

To Calgary some made their stampede.'
14,000 is one strong concede.'
zekensky often visits, giving fist pumps
That limit..Any faith in the parli-amentary
Creed '
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