Short Burritos Poems

Short Burritos Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Burritos by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Burritos by length and keyword.


Premium Member Turkey Goes South

Tortillas and enchiladas
    taco chips and frittatas

  Corn-on-the-cob, burritos ~
    leave the turkey to the mosquitos
Form: Couplet


Premium Member Ordered a Capaburro

Went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered a capaburro Told me they don't serve donkeys to over-aged burritos Did I mean a cappuccino? Hey you need your ears clean-ooed Next visit, wanna be served by a different comanchero
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Ordered a Capaburro

Went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered a capaburro Told me they don't serve donkeys to over-aged burritos Did I mean a cappuccino Hey you need your ears clean-oed Next time I visit, I'll insist on a different comanchero
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Ordered a Capaburro

Went to my favourite coffee shop, ordered a capaburro Told me they don't serve donkeys to over-aged burritos Did I mean a cappuccino? Hey you need your ears clean-ooed Next time I visit, I'll insist on a different comanchero
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Frat Boys

Bosom best-buddy Beta Beta Beta boys begin bonding by bringing before biennial brunches: 

bouncier basketballs

budget bean burritos

bounteous beefy burgers

beautiful broad-minded busty boyfriend-less babes 

better bottled Bavarian/Belgian beers


Premium Member Two Wolves

Each of us have two wolves living inside us
One wants to eat burritos
and watch horror movies.

The other wants to walk about 
in its underpants all day 
snacking on cheetos between long naps. 

The wolf that thrives is the one 
who lives on with diabetes while the other
dies of a heart attack.

Premium Member Poetry Valley

Poetry Valley




A fresh glass  of orange juice,squeezed.
My partner, the chef with an apron of red.
This day, a tablecloth, dark blue.
Shiny, lovely, cobalt blue plates, too
with homeade burritos for two.
The scent, divinely, Mexicali.
Oh, that chef, knows what's down my alley.
After breakfast, fresh French coffee!
Now sitting and writing in Poetry Valley.

            


            November 10, 2019
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Potty Time

Here I sit all broken hearted.
The loo it braced, but I only farted.
My paper shivered, the walls did shake.
Those darn burritos the wife did bake.

Morning poo time come and gone.
My charmins lost but I still have brawn.
Sitting patiently there on the shelf.
Right next to Santa's little elf.

The good stuff now has sadly departed.
The hemorrhoids flare, the pain has started.
Gently and careful, I must take care.
Potty time now comes with a prayer.
Form: Rhyme

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