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Short Bureaucrat Poems

Short Bureaucrat Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bureaucrat by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bureaucrat by length and keyword.


Trump Is a Fat Cat
Trump Is a Fat Cat

Trump is a fat cay;
Wants to be a bureaucrat;
Dumber than door mat.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: bureaucrat, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member Devolution
He'd grown up a pest and a brat
Evolved into an oily bureaucrat

While bribes greased his palms
Folks back home begged for alms...

Stripped of his bureau ~
All that was left was a rat...

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Categories: bureaucrat, judgement, money, political,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Count Pat the Aristocrat
Count Pat was a bald aristocrat
Dreamt of becoming a bureaucrat
He loved riddles and red tape
Leaving folks with mouth agape
Cherishing all games of mouse and cat



AP: 2nd place 2022

Submitted on August 31, 2018 for contest ANY ANIMAL OR CREATURE LIMERICK sponsored by CHARLES MESSINA  -  RANKED 2ND...

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Categories: bureaucrat, dream, fun, games, hope, satire, silly, work,
Form: Limerick
Xlviii
I wish I knew the reason why
An X, L, V and I, I, I
Is how one can identify
Which Super Bowl this is.

Though Roman numerals I hate,
Without them, one could not equate
Those letters with game 48 - 
It’s almost like a quiz.

I wonder who decided that
The Roman way is where it’s at;
It had to be a bureaucrat
Or mathematics whiz.

So every year I rack my brain
In hopes that yes, I did retain
Those skills to let me ascertain
Which Super Sunday ‘tis....

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Categories: bureaucrat, football,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Shattered Sighs