Short Bug Out Poems
Short Bug Out Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Bug Out by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Bug Out by length and keyword.
A Special Gene
Women must have a special gene
Not like us jocks they wear tight jeans
My eyeballs bug out
At times twist and shout
Might even call it a scream extreme...
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Categories:
bug out, wife,
Form:
Limerick
Filly Gawking
Sixteen, thirty-six, sixty-six, eighty-one
Age has no bearing, gawking's a sport for everyone
When a filly walks by
We bug out our eyes
We have trouble breathing, we come undone...
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Categories:
bug out, fun,
Form:
Limerick
My Son Scotty, the Wannabe Chef-Y
They've named a new dish of pasta and noodles
After my wannabe chef, makes dough by the oodles
They call it “la scotta”
To try it ya oughtta
Puts hair on your chest and makes you bug out your pupils!!!
© Jack Ellison 2015...
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Categories:
bug out, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
BUG OUT
Bug spray
When you had enough
Raid tough
Say goodbye to bugs
Away with pest thugs
Bugs will no longer try
Bye Bye
Show them find some other place to invade
Your house is not their shade
Raid strong
The bugs will no longer belong
Raid spray and be done
Bugs will no longer be among
...
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Categories:
bug out, abuse, crazy, creation, freedom, hate, home, insect,
Form:
Rhyme
Zombie Apocalypse
Two doomsday preppers
heard it was the end,
so got out their bug out bags,
guns and ammo,
and their journey began…
While hiking through
the thick Georgia woods,
they mentioned to each other,
to shoot anything that moved…
It was a couple of hours later,
and hearing some gun shots
and feeling dread,
accidentally walked on the set
of the Walking Dead!...
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Categories:
bug out, humor,
Form:
Light Verse