Short Boaster Poems

A braggart for sure
The top best at everything
Amazing stories
A hit at a few parties
Until we could not stand him....

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Bragger Who Would Stagger

Total amount of sins was enough to stagger;
About them Trump was boaster and bragger;
Publicly profane;
Hard to explain;
Destined for disaster yet he still did swagger.

Jim Horn...

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A grand tiger I am. My stripes are superb.
You need to leave me alone. I’m quick to perturb.
I’m king of the wild. A carnivore beast.
God’s molded me and made me top drawer at least.
A bragger, a boaster, now who would not be?
I’m all that and pure yellow, with stripes you can see....

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When you growing older
The ugly parrots of birthdays 
Delightfully remind your age
You tell them shut up 
They cry out loudly
Once these parrots 
Were sweet nightingales 
Singing nicely on the early days
Twenty one
Twenty two
Twenty three
And now with a nasty voice 
As boaster parrots 
Break your eardrums 
Sixty three
Sixty four
Sixty five....

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Hercules was my pet monster
                                           He rode a big roller coaster
                                                  His bottom ached
                                                His Heart was caked
                                            He should never be a boaster













 Hercules was my pet monster/Limerick/Copyright (C) Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty 2014...

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Why can’t we just be sober?
drink from the wine of love,
leave without giving what you’ve owed her.
Why can’t we just be sober?
sip from the glass of pestilence,
delinquent’s smile while you empty the holster.
Why can’t we just be sober?
gulp from the goblet of power,
oppress the innocent to become the boaster.
Why can’t we just be sober?
Or honest with ourselves about the monster.
The soul is a drunkard,
always thirsty in it’s bunker....

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An Old Roster Needed a Booster

had been boaster
about booster of a booster
for an old roster

from head to his tail
while whiling away a whale
behind left big trail

why did his behind
have left big trail or maybe
big trail left behind

went out on a lamb
when I had heard that Instagram
sure was such a sham

much food on platter
caused me to become fatter
record did shatter

there once was a dunce
liked making punts and pulling stunts
would do only once...

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