Short Blabber Poems

Uneloquent, talking and won't be quiet!
Blah! Blah! Blah!
Chatter blabber mouth!
Please, give my ears a rest!!...

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Once there was a man called Blabber, the horn
gears forward uncompromising in his philosophy to drown
"All are wrong,I am right"
"All err, I am perfect"
bloody could blabber be technically right? no crown....

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The people I adore and the things I am afraid of,
songs I hear often and friends with whom I've fought.
My family knows all the secrets that I stated above
which I used to blabber during deep sleep in the cot...

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Ramp
champ
Lets go camp,
In the camp
we got trap, 
steady fast 
long last,
In the disc
to much risk,
you got toy
I got joy,
one for you
one for me,
I hit you
you hit me,
we got fun
Time to run..!!...

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Sometimes my big blabber mouth gets me into hot water
Look at the ugly girl over there, looks a lot like your daughter
Oops! She has a nice smile
I'd recognize her from a mile
Well it's been nice knowing you, but get a look at that honker...

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Sometimes my big blabber mouth gets me into hot water
Look at the ugly girl over there, looks a lot like your daughter
Oops! She has a nice smile
I'd recognize her from a mile
Well it's been nice knowing you, but get a look at that honker...

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Higgledy-Piggledy Pop;
Make the madness stop.

Empty your bladder,
On the boob tube blabber.

Yackity Yak, Yackity Yak,
Our sanity is under attack.

Spin, Spin, Spin, the thing;
The world defined by the southpaw wing.

Chapter VI explained it all;
60 million died at that ball;

Higgledy-Piggledy Pop;
The madness needs to stop....

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exhausted by all the bull***t talk

by all the mindless blabber over lukewarm coffee

about this and about that 

and about who's f***ing who

but all that doesn't mean a damn thing to me

and though blind i may be

some things even i see

and in times like these i wish no one harm

but i also wish to be left alone

to just be

screwed-up old me......

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The most wonderful time of the year
brings to some a unique kind of cheer.
When the eggnog gets “Jacked,”*
the good humor they lacked
makes them blabber to everyone near.


*Jack Daniel's is a brand of Tennessee whiskey.

December 2, 2022
Contest: A Funny Christmas or December Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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I am not always the smartest
Often times I appear not to be smart at all
My mind rambles 
My eyes skip words
My lips speak without hesitation
Stumbling over my sentences 
Incoherent blabber
I crawl inside myself
Whispering reassurances 
They are meaningless phrases
My insecurities wont allow
The possibility that I could believe them 
I am discouraged easily
Even my feet are not smart
Clumsy and tripping over air...

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Ah, writing a poem that just rattles on
no matter the reason or rhyme or a song
not slowing a second not slowing at all 
just rolling along like a big mindless ball
or pieces of paper, blown by the wind
not reaching an end, with no place to begin
no purpose worth stating and none I could say
just blab a blab blabber and then blab away
I'll just keep it rambling, without meaning or point
I'll stretch it my friend while you roll the next joint...

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