Short Beano Poems

Please, May There Beano More Gas

There was an old man from Bluegrass,
          who always ate green sassafras.
                        His tummy got icky,
                        somersaults and sicky,
                 took pills, now there’ll BEANO more gas!




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Written: April 10, 2018