Short Beano Poems

We wondered how long it would last
folks holding up traffic on the overpass
chanting be beano smart
we are the Anti-fart
protesting about people passing gas.






10-29-17...

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Must take my “happy pills” twice a day
Or another collapse will be on its way
Nothing serious
Don't get supercilious
Unless I bash  my beano if off-target I'll stray...

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Sit yourself down and make ye at home
Your welcome my friend, no need to roam
We have all you need
Your beano we'll feed
It won't be long before you're starting to foam...

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Another happy day says, Happy Old Jack,
My giggles each day, sure add up to a stack
I'm a happy burrito
Filling my beano
With joyous emissions till my last whack at the cat...

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Should have known winter ain't done yet
What was I thinking we mustn't forget
There's still three more weeks
Till the end of this streak
My big old beano is freakishly upset...

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Power's out, sure hope it's fixed soon
Got poems in my beano just bursting to bloom
Some award winning stuff
Like Shakespeare in the rough
Stardom awaits but need power to resume...

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Power's out, sure hope it's fixed soon
Got poems in my beano just bursting to bloom
Some award winning stuff
Like Shakespeare in the rough
Stardom awaits but need power to resume...

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Power's gone out, sure hope it's fixed soon
Got poems in my beano just bursting to bloom
Some award winning stuff
Like Shakespeare in the rough
Stardom awaits but need approval to resume...

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The object of my affection ain't no secret, never has
Constantly ogling the lassies but I never harass
Well sometimes I touch
A passing butt
Pay for it dearly though with my beano in a cast...

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“in Heinz sight”


way back 
when 
the 

beginning began 
bingo was 
yelled 

at and 
instead 
of beano

but beano 
is used 
to

reduce rudeness
that tries to 
be or

not
to be
expelled...

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Life is filled with, “hurry up and wait!”
Things in sequence, must keep a steady gait
No horse before the cart
Must play it real smart
Else our beano will spilt asunder and our ass will separate...

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You must work at a sub shop coz you're giving me a footlong
Now that was downright naughty, my apologies, it was wrong
It happened while I slept
Baddies into my beano crept
Instead I'll keep a banjo bedside leading the demons in song...

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Sometimes we all take life to extremes I'd say
One's enthusiasm if not careful can lead to unpleasantness each day
Upside down on the back end of a horse
Landing on one's beano with force of course
Causing groaning and puking leaving brains in disarray...

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There was an old man from Bluegrass,
          who always ate green sassafras.
                        His tummy got icky,
                        somersaults and sicky,
                 took pills, now there’ll BEANO more gas!




A Limerick, Old or New: Your personal favorite Poetry Contest
8-8-6-6-8 syllable count
howmanysyllables.com


Written: April 10, 2018...

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Comics come in many forms 
From Archie and friends 
To Batman and Superman
Beano and the Dandy
Vampire stories
If you have a penchant for blood
Japanese ninja assassin's 
Laura Craft tales for the girl's 
Science Fiction from Galaxy's far away

But if Hustler or Playboy
Are more your thing
A word of advice
Don't bother visiting Comic Con
It may be dark 
But It's most definitely not Blue
Sorry for you...

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