Short Auctioneer Poems

Here lies my auctioneer friend, Ron
One final ‘going, going gone!’
His gavel's laid at rest as well
We bid him now a fond farewell.


14/09/18...

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Auctioneer Did Disappear

We already had a horrible auctioneer,
So bad did request that he disappear;
Need a nut,
And guess what,
Who would appear Trump who is here.

Jim Horn...

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Small Hands Are Elegant

Small hands seem so elegant
Regardless of where they went
Go around in circles protruding
And answers to questions eluding
Was auctioneer where money is spent.

That is what Trump reminds me of
sometimes.

Jim Horn

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 He came in dressed in black
 and an ominous silence fell over the bidders
 But there was no turning back
 They had entered a vey dark realm

 Then the bidding started
 The bids got higher and higher
 It reached a frenzied pitch.....
 But the lady with sad eyes had made the highest bid

 Silence fell over the room once more
 as she stood up to claim her prize
 How could she win,
  When the auctioneer had just sold death to the highest bidder 
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