Short Auctioneer Poems
Short Auctioneer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Auctioneer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Auctioneer by length and keyword.
Hammered Home
Here lies my auctioneer friend, Ron
One final ‘going, going gone!’
His gavel's laid at rest as well
We bid him now a fond farewell.
14/09/18...
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Categories:
auctioneer, humor,
Form:
Epitaph
Auctioneer Did Disappear
Auctioneer Did Disappear
We already had a horrible auctioneer,
So bad did request that he disappear;
Need a nut,
And guess what,
Who would appear Trump who is here.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
auctioneer, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Small Hands Are Elegant
Small Hands Are Elegant
Small hands seem so elegant
Regardless of where they went
Go around in circles protruding
And answers to questions eluding
Was auctioneer where money is spent.
That is what Trump reminds me of
sometimes.
Jim Horn
http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx...
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Categories:
auctioneer, humorous,
Form:
Limerick