This reality is not one dream world
but a collaboration of all our choices.
Multi-layered it is,
but it is not as infinity plural
as the actual spiritual cosmos.
A dog walks into a bar
one full of hard drinking squirrels
It's a Sports Bar
kangaroos are playing baseball.
This is nothing but the truth
filtered through a billion individual perceptions.
Eventually it gets sieved through a common
and collective view.
Now excuse me,
I must see a man about a dog,
I have heard a squirrel has chased it
into an alternative universe.
EVERYBODY POOPS!
OH CRAP!!!
I must go see a man about a dog.
Drop a log in he water.
Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’
Cop a squat
Ease the squeeze
Take a crap (or better yet – leave one)
Take a dump
GOTTA POOP!!!
John G. Lawless
6/6/2015
Old dogs will not learn new tricks
Young dogs love to play heads and tails and chase after sticks
Give a dog a bad name
Hi meet my new puppy, I called him Saddam Hussain
Your the man now dog
You son of a *****, thats rich
Every dog has his day
Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, fido, saturday, sunday
Alpha male
Beta *****
Running with both hounds and hares
Cant make his mind up if he is a dog, who cares
A not unblack dog was chasing a not unsmall rabbit across a not ungreen field
Meanwhile the white dog ran after a hare through the rape seed
Meaner than a junk yard dog
$50.00 for an old fender
Hair of the dog
Too much grog
Go see a man about a dog
Go get some more grog
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