Butt out - humour warning!
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Bill prodded his sebaceous cyst
‘Twas massive the size of his fist
It spurted green pus
His wife made a fuss
“Get treatment NOW, I must insist”
Blue lighted to the A & E
Huge ...
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Categories:
sebaceous cyst, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Bard Battles
...[bard1]
To wit, sans pearl, mere grit and sand,
an irritant, sebaceous cyst,
expressive as a mongrel’s gland,
self-seeking randy churlish tryst!
[bard2]
Eccentric heel’s ethos raised grand,
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Categories:
sebaceous cyst, conflict,
Form: Rhyme
Why Is Pink For Girls
...With color names I get the gist;
Pink colors are for girls like, “Mist”.
But what about the men?
Every now and then
Pink could be “Sebaceous Cyst”....
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Categories:
sebaceous cyst, color, humor,
Form: Limerick