Scroungy Poems - Poems about Scroungy

...We were taking our Halloween bounty down the River Jinx. Past rotting corpses, ghoul’s eyeballs and smelly scroungy mink Why is it always so messy after Halloween, asked one of our mates. I don’t ......Read the rest...

...Now, I try to lay me down to sleep. On one foot? Hardly, is this a treat! I see my leg scars laughing at me, Like some drunken sailor lost at sea! How did this happen, I ask myself! Was I thin......Read the rest...

...Wearing a mumu again today Fooling myself into semi-believing no one can tell I have gained too much weight That my thighs rub together as I walk And I am lumbering like a beast Wearing a mumu......Read the rest...

...Coyote in my yard today Looked small and scroungy from a distance The closer she got the bigger she looked I thought of all the nights I have walked around out there Listening to coyote yips as ......Read the rest...

...MR FOX Mr. Fox lives on mice and berries and so does his vixen whom he marries. It was after they had 5 kits when they decided to settle down and find a nice den outside of town. Mr. Bear showed t......Read the rest...

...I was driving by the park yesterday and saw that girl. She was holding a beer while leaning back on some scroungy guy. I remember when she was in your class in 5th grade...she's only 16. Does her ......Read the rest...