I Donate My Hair
...My hair grows much faster than most
You can ask my friends, teachers or ghost
If it is in a mohawk by breakfast it is at my shoulders at noon
I can usually stand on my locks in the mid-afternoon
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Categories:
scroungy, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Winnefred Witch Tries to Conjure a Turtle
...do you know how to conjure a turtle? asked the snot.
Wonderful Winnifred Witch was unsure, but she tried.
A fat spotted frog jumped out of her pot.
Ran under her china cupboard to hide.
Next sh...
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Categories:
scroungy, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Why Is It Messy After Halloween
...We were taking our Halloween bounty down the River Jinx.
Past rotting corpses, ghoul’s eyeballs and smelly scroungy mink
Why is it always so messy after Halloween, asked one of our mates.
I don’t ...
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Categories:
scroungy, halloween,
Form: Rhyme
Night Time Prayer, Humorous
...Now, I try to lay me down to sleep.
On one foot? Hardly, is this a treat!
I see my leg scars laughing at me,
Like some drunken sailor lost at sea!
How did this happen, I ask myself!
Was I thin...
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Categories:
scroungy, health, humorous, night, prayer,
Form: Rhyme
Mumu Me
...Wearing a mumu again today
Fooling myself into semi-believing
no one can tell I have gained too much weight
That my thighs rub together as I walk
And I am lumbering like a beast
Wearing a mumu...
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Categories:
scroungy, woman, women,
Form: Prose Poetry
Coyote In My Yard Today
...Coyote in my yard today
Looked small and scroungy from a distance
The closer she got the bigger she looked
I thought of all the nights I have walked around out there
Listening to coyote yips as ...
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Categories:
scroungy, animal,
Form: Prose Poetry
Mr Fox
...MR FOX
Mr. Fox lives on mice and berries and so does his vixen whom he marries. It was after they had 5 kits when they decided to settle down and find a nice den outside of town. Mr. Bear showed t...
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Categories:
scroungy, allegory, animal,
Form: Light Verse
How Do I Thank You?
...I was driving by the park yesterday and saw that girl.
She was holding a beer while leaning back on some scroungy guy.
I remember when she was in your class in 5th grade...she's only 16.
Does her ...
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Categories:
scroungy, angst, caregiving, daughter, life,
Form: I do not know?