Schnauzers Poems - Poems about Schnauzers

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......

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...The Rottweiler I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler Not unless I were prepped like a miler Seems a little inbreeding Done without heeding Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler The Saint ......

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...Stirring Dog Leader Schnauzer Rouser Clothing shop for Schnauzers Schnauzers’ Trousers Internet for Schnauzers Schnauzers’ Browsers A German Spotted Leopard Shepherd Auss......

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...A bullfrog and a butterfly both chanced upon each other. ‘My dear, you are an ugly beast!’ the bullfrog dared to utter. ‘Why froggy,’ gasped the butterfly, astounded by his words. ‘My beauty is u......

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...Stubbing my toeses and whiskers on women Stepping on nettles and by a swarm of bees bitten Bounded like hostages tied up with strings These are a few of my suckiest things White collared phonie......

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