Scalawag Poems - Poems about Scalawag

...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks..., (a poor excuse for legs), and get me the latest sophisticated prosthetics advancements, whereat integration of cultured stem cells into custom made......

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...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe My utmost humblest apology for inducing the following cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium, but ......

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...2200 E High Street Pottstown, PA 19464 Upon making a purchase, yours truly murmurs bonjour to the man/woman clerk manning cash register, (perhaps another day) maybe soon as tomorrow Janua......

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...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks... studious skinny scruffy scribe Scathing, scolding, screaming, scorning, searing, sing, sociopathic sarin soaked skewed squirt, sputtering, squa......

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...Bronwyn the Barbaric was a buxom lass the envy of all her peers She spoke with unrivaled swashbuckling sass her pirate-ess fashion was fierce She could charm off the arms of the most hardened m......

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...Top notch legal scholar Erin Go Braw (less concerned about being fair versus abominable, irrevocable, and execrable unforgivable oversight most holy "M" & nonce) cabinet of high ......

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...Lady in drag Under a flag Smoking a *** Wanted to gag From saddle bag Pulled out mag Keys with a wag Without a snag Walked with a swag As if jet lag She was no hag No scalawag Roari......

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...1. To the clear bidding for one, a mug wump it stands showcasing mouthwatering care but with dirty hands for trophy, for lust, all in a virulent game changing faces and smiles and treating them th......

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...I DON'T KNOW By the village tree Sat its simpatico kinsmen Gathered under Solomon's shadow Smoking pipe of tobacco leave Telling tales of women While waxing crafty willows In their proclivit......

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...Carcass of the sunken ship with treasures held on rusted hip. Salt encrusted pirate’s lips which whisper into the sea. Whisper of adventures had cacophony of laughter mad. When you were just ......

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