I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks
...I wanna trade in my stubby spindleshanks...,
(a poor excuse for legs),
and get me the latest
sophisticated prosthetics advancements,
whereat integration of cultured stem cells
into custom made...
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Categories:
scalawag, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks
...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious sexagenarian skinny scruffy scribe
My utmost humblest apology
for inducing the following
cerebral calisthenics upon your cranium,
but ...
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Categories:
scalawag, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
I Patronize Liberty Ministries Thrift Store
...2200 E High Street
Pottstown, PA 19464
Upon making a purchase,
yours truly murmurs bonjour
to the man/woman clerk
manning cash register,
(perhaps another day)
maybe soon as tomorrow
Janua...
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Categories:
scalawag, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Sassy Sobriquets Schooled Sissy Spindleshanks
...Sassy sobriquets schooled sissy spindleshanks...
studious skinny scruffy scribe
Scathing, scolding, screaming,
scorning, searing, sing,
sociopathic sarin soaked skewed
squirt, sputtering, squa...
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Categories:
scalawag, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Barefoot Buccaneer
...Bronwyn the Barbaric was a buxom lass
the envy of all her peers
She spoke with unrivaled swashbuckling sass
her pirate-ess fashion was fierce
She could charm off the arms of the most hardened m...
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Categories:
scalawag, fantasy, fashion, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Innocent Omission of a Lower Case M
...Top notch legal scholar Erin Go Braw
(less concerned about being fair versus
abominable, irrevocable, and execrable
unforgivable oversight most holy "M" & nonce)
cabinet of high ...
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Categories:
scalawag, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Jag Lady
...Lady in drag
Under a flag
Smoking a ***
Wanted to gag
From saddle bag
Pulled out mag
Keys with a wag
Without a snag
Walked with a swag
As if jet lag
She was no hag
No scalawag
Roari...
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Categories:
scalawag, car, class, fun, silly,
Form: Monorhyme
Childish Heart
...1. To the clear bidding for one, a mug wump it stands
showcasing mouthwatering care but with dirty hands
for trophy, for lust, all in a virulent game
changing faces and smiles and treating them th...
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Categories:
scalawag, adventure, betrayal, boy, character,
Form: Lyric
Kindreds
...I DON'T KNOW
By the village tree
Sat its simpatico kinsmen
Gathered under Solomon's shadow
Smoking pipe of tobacco leave
Telling tales of women
While waxing crafty willows
In their proclivit...
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Categories:
scalawag, africa, brother, culture, family,
Form: I do not know?
The Modern Pirate
...Carcass of the sunken ship
with treasures held on rusted hip.
Salt encrusted pirate’s lips
which whisper into the sea.
Whisper of adventures had
cacophony of laughter mad.
When you were just ...
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Categories:
scalawag, adventure, sea,
Form: I do not know?