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Sabermetrics Poems - Poems about Sabermetrics


Premium Member Moneyball
...The first three boring innings ended scoreless. Then, in the fourth I took a walk to first. She was managing her business in the dugout. I was ready when a double’s gusher burst. I beat the thr......

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Categories: sabermetrics, allegory, baseball, relationship,
Form: Burlesque
Love Hurts
...Northside of Chi-Town is full of emotion. In the ‘45 Series Cubs and Tigers are battling. Sianis buys two tickets to show his devotion. Is booted ‘cause his billy goat won’t stop bahbling. He cur......

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Categories: sabermetrics, america, angst, baseball, celebration,
Form: Rhyme




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