Teacher Rude Poems

A NOTE FROM MALCOLM

My advice is free, and time’s not billable
Try speaking French and I will soon know
Don’t claim a local or a provincial accent
It...

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Please say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...

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As I go through the store shopping,                                    you...

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I often wonder,                      ...

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Truth what is it
 Running off your lips of wit
 Using words you just knit
 That really was the pit
 Hurts so I will split

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Schools back after summer, hip hip hooray
See my favourite teachers back
Now that’s definitely made my day
Miss, you’re absolutely amazing
The only one I’ve ever had
I can’t...

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Poorly written words
are etched onto a raggedy 
sheet of paper.

They form into an ugly paragraph
unable to be deciphered 
by anyone older than five.


Finished up and...

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I have never been to school;
And people call me a fool,
I didn't know how to read and write;
So people call me the dumbest mite. 


They...

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