In tight and busy parking lots
You can easily get perturbed
Should I back out; take the long way,
Or should I just jump the curb?
Jeeportunity!
The well-worn road around the butte
Will take ten minutes more
But a dusty two-track byway
Will save us some time -- I'm sure!
Jeeportunity!
This time the parking lot is full
‘cept a small space next to a hill
“No worries!” mumbling to no one,
“I’ll just drive it up there in Four-wheel.
Jeeportunity!
It”s time to buy a set of wheels,
Your spouse wants the blue mini-van.
There, on the end, what’s that you see?
A Rubi Wrangler! Yup, I’m a fan!
Jeeportunity!
Some cold day in my future life
I will climb the stairway to heaven,
In a golden Jeep with a mega lift
And the tires will be Thirty Sevens!
Jeeportunities!
Categories:
rubi, fun, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
R-abidity
O-f
D-readed
R-isk
I-mplements
G-rime
O-nce
R-esidents
U-nknowingly
B-ring
I-nfection
Topic: Birthday of Bro. Rodrigo T. Rubi, Jr (May 17)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
rubi, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
J-ovial
A-uthor
N-otably
I-nspires
C-elebrant
E-mploying
R-egards
U-nder
B-irthday
I-deal
Topic: Birthday of Janice L. Rubi (February 19)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
rubi, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
R-eader
O-f
D-enotation
R-ightfully
I-nterprets
G-iving
O-ne
R-eason
U-nder
B-rilliant
I-llustration
Topic: Birthday of Bro. Rodrigo T. Rubi, Jr (May 17)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
rubi, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
J-oy
A-nd
N-iceness
I-n
C-ombination
E-xpress
R-apture
U-sing
B-eauty
I-nside
Topic: Birthday of Janice L. Rubi (February 19)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
rubi, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
R-eappearance
O-f
D-awn
R-ight
I-n
G-low
O-f
R-ay
U-ses
B-eautiful
I-mpression
Topic: Birthday of Rodrigo T. Rubi, Jr (May 17)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Categories:
rubi, birthday,
Form: Acrostic
Climb the Hill
By Franklin Price
2/6/2016
Climb the Hill(ary), feel the Bern
We're Cruzin' to the Fall
Trump through the Bush
Find a Rubi Oh! God please save us all
Began this trip with many more
New POTUS at the end
On election day November
Hope for the best my friend
Elephants and Asses
At least they claim it's so
Conservatives and Liberals
Democratic Socialist you know
They all have their agendas
To you a word of note
Not all truth in what they're saying
Study hard before you vote
The President's elected
By the majority
If that's less than half the eligible
Is up to you and me
Categories:
rubi, november, political, voice,
Form: Rhyme