Jeeportunity

In tight and busy parking lots You can easily get perturbed Should I back out; take the long way, Or should I just jump the curb? Jeeportunity! The well-worn road around the butte Will take ten minutes or more But a dusty two-track byway Will save us some time -- I'm sure! Jeeportunity! This time the parking lot is full ‘cept a small space next to a hill “No worries!” mumbling to no one, “I’ll just drive it up there in Four-wheel. Jeeportunity! It”s time to buy a set of wheels, Your spouse wants the blue mini-van. There, on the end, what’s that you see? A Rubi Wrangler! Yup, I’m a fan! Jeeportunity! Some cold day in my future life I will climb the stairway to heaven, In a golden Jeep with a mega lift And the tires will be Thirty Sevens! Jeeportunities!