The real world is getting weird, the idea of a second referendum lacks wisdom, an act to pull down and end the system, people vote labour cus they don’t like Tory or are remainer this is an election for the insane no brainer, and who is to blame, remain, for defeat is too much pain, second vote they lose again, laughter I will not contain, they win it, not valid, we’ll bin it, have it, the country too, We Shall Never Surrender, words now haunt us, foreign enemies we’re victorious, Brexit clash, Leave dumb, Remain lame-us , they could be adults and accept.. I’m starting to hate, first move to take , war mate
A session with my chiropodist
Is an occasion not to be missed.
We speak of recipes and cruise ships
And other folks' relationships
And pension plans and how to lose weight
And allergies and things we hate
And Christmas plans and hip replacements,
And politics and financial statements,
And things from childhood we remember,
Like scaredy cats on the fifth of November
And what it takes a woman to please
And whether "feet" run in families.
We talk of restaurants we have found
And matters equally profound.
Is vegetarian or vegan best
And how to handle a telephone pest ?
Am I a Remainer or for Brexit
And what to do to try and correct it ?
And what do we make of Donald Trump,
A breath of fresh air or just a chump ?
The whole world sorted in half an hour
If Debbie and I were given the power.
And when we've covered our highs and lows
We'll even talk about my toes!