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Rectums Poems - Poems about Rectums

Rectums Poems - Examples of all types of poems about rectums to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for rectums.

Fingers

...In all ten For my life of pen: For the prize-fighter's fists From the eyes summoning mists. To our own eyes move straight, When we can no longer wait To rid them of slumber And add to the ou......Read the rest...

Categories: rectums, career, creation, food, people,
Form: Rhyme

Opinions

...Opinions are like rectums, everyone Has one. Sadly, blockheads have them also. It’s what comes out: profundity or thrummed Beliefs that make all the difference. Know The truth and what’s not ......Read the rest...

Categories: rectums, confusion, truth,
Form: Sonnet

The Fart Poem

...THE FART POEM A rose is a rose By any other name. A fart is a fart, It smells the same. A puff of air From a dainty derriere, A blast of gas From a hairy ass. The smell of beans Passing......Read the rest...

Categories: rectums, funny
Form: Rhyme

Opinions

...Opinions are like rectums, everyone Has one. Sadly, *ssholes have them also. It's what comes out: profundity or dumb Beliefs that make all the difference. Know The untruths involved before you ac......Read the rest...

Categories: rectums, philosophy
Form: Sonnet