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To Whiten Teeth Or Not To

.            (A GROSS POEM ABOUT TOOTHBRUSHES AND WHITENERS)



W* T*** R**   WHITE TEETH THE ROMAN WAY.  THEY HAD BRUSHES MADE FROM BONES.
H * E* T* O*W  WORSE THAN THAT IS A FACT LITTLE KNOWN THEIR WHITENER WAS URINE.
I *  E* H* M*A * urine.  Yuck
T*  T*  E* A*Y * urine.  Yuck
E*  H***  N**  * urine.  Yuck
Whitener was urine.  Yuck!!!!

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