|
| |
Two-Piece Or Not Two-Piece
"All a man wants, is a girl who looks good in a bikini," - Jack Freestone
TWO-PIECE OR NOT TWO-PIECE
“All a man wants,” said a chauvinist Aussie,
“Is a girl who looks good in a two-piece cossie.”
But the sort of girl that I like best
Is one who looks good in an IQ test.
Whilst long legs and cleavage are very attractive,
I much prefer a mind that it active
A beautiful body is pleasant enough,
But I need assistance with crosswords and stuff.
Of course, if pressed, I would have to admit
That over the years I’ve matured a bit.
Back in the day I might have been frisky
But, at eighty-five, it is far too risky
Copyright ©
Bryn Strudwick
|
|