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When Linekar Tweeted About the Bra

The ball goes in the shirt comes off 
as all of England a bonkers plot 
but men never mention her sports bra 
the observation will surly cause a scar 
It’s talking down of the woman’s game 
objectifies apparently so they complain 
of disrespect without the shame 
the root of why men think the same 
and that is what keeps women down 
according to these sad women around 
stating madness facts unfound 
they call it male culture it surrounds 
they claim it creates this disrespect 
what they mean is men lack intellect 
to independently form respect 
as commonly found in the male mindset 
unimpressed views female football gets 
but that isn’t formed by a Linekar tweet 
his observation was one upbeat 
a witty comment to cause such heat 
from ranting women stuck in defeat 
a comment that no man should speak 
when we say bra they hear weak 
everyone in England watched on 
singing that 3 Lions song
celebrating all night long 
except for that one ranting cow  
“Gary that’s wrong”
when really she was the odd one out 
offended because what else is she about 
he was supporting them not putting them down 
isn’t that a show of respect, 
did his humour upset the clown 
let the woman be a victim 
humourless unhappy stupidity 
while we all celebrate the win 
and England’s European victory

50 million English, everyone of us witnessed it 
Men mention the bra women shouting you sexist pig!
I think some issues can make you thick, 
oh offence, you ruin it!

If you are offended you seek support, 
put your bra back on stop the wonky warp 
and grow a pair or get some fake one’s bought 
and remember men dominate the sport

Copyright © Nick Trim

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